The WineRack
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Amy WineRack™
You can keep your technological breakthroughs and advances in medical science; when a product involves boobies and booze, top retailers (okay, us) stand up and listen. Ladies and gentlemen (well, gentlemen with especially sagging pecs), introducing the WineRack™.
I must, I must,
I must increase my bust
This comfortable sports-style bra contains a special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder that can be filled with your drink of choice. Simply slip it on, fill up with wine or whatever and wear it under your regular clothes. You can then indulge in a spot of stealth drinking via the WineRack's adjustable drinking tube. With a rack like this, girls' nights out will never be the same again. As for boys' nights out, well, the mind boggles.
Pour the alcohol into the polyurethane bra
Just think, secretly guzzling from your gazongas means no more waiting in line and paying for overpriced drinks at festivals, gigs and games. The savings from just one event will pay for your WineRack™ and still leave you with enough change to buy some pretzels - not that you'll be buying anything for yourself with a chest this impressive.
The special hooter-enhancing polyurethane bladder
Hides inside the black bra
As well as its revolutionary booze-concealing benefits, the WineRack™ increases your cup size by two full cups (cue sound of guys cheering/leering). But that's hardly surprising because this ingenious dual-purpose shoulder-boulder holder can carry up to 25 ounces of liquid - that's an entire bottle of wine and a whole lot of extra boobage - talk about vino and va va voom!
As you can imagine, the WineRack™ is set to fly off the shelves faster than you can say 'I hope that's Pinot Grigio you're drinking,' so we suggest you hit the Buy button before the entire female population discovers this totally amazing boozing accessory. Nice rack!
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Please Note:
- Very comfortable sports bra available in versatile black.
- Polyurethane bladder holds over 750ml or 25oz. of your favourite beverage, increasing your cup size 2 full cups.
- Drinking tube long enough to route as you wish.
- Easy to use on/off valve to control the flow.
Dimensions:
- Small fits 32A thru 36A
- Medium fits 34B thru 38B
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"Bubbly in your jubblies!"
Boing Boing |
"Howzabout getting off your face and doubling your chest size simultaneously?"
Londonist.com |
"...for classy ladies."
Pocket Lint |
"...a perfect way of dodging the queues at festivals and busy pubs..."
Sky News |
"...imagine the guy's face when he clocks any lady wearing one of these - and realises she's got alcohol on her too."
The Sun |
"...looks, feels and wobbles like the real thing."
Metro |
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It's boob booze! |=D And when the booze is gone, you can inflate it to keep the cup size!
Mozz Jenkins, Rochester, NY - Aug '08 |
Now that's a good Idea
lol!
Andy, Romford, England - Jun '08 |
The best Glastonbury festival accessory ever!!!
Samm Dixon, Liverpool - Nov '08 |
A great answer to the UK's rampant binge drinking problem!
Garry, UK - Sep '08 |
The problem with this is, I've already got too much up there. Not that *guys* mind, but I don't think my shoulders can take much more, and I don't think there would be room for any beverage after the Rack was full of me.
I'd get a "beer belly" instead, if I didn't mind looking pregnant.
Sigh.
Cerri, Felton - Jul '08 |
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