Plop Trumps

Complete and utter...

Plop Trumps

Complete and utter...


  •  Compare and contrast the poop from a myriad of animals
  •  Frequency, Hardness, Size, Smelliness and Yuck factor
  •  Classic and Extreme versions available
  •  Both packs can be mixed and played together
  •  Witness the awesome bowel power of the Komodo Dragon


Have you ever wondered if zebra poop is harder than pig plop? Or if doggy dumps smell worse than kestrel crud? Of course you have. And that’s why you need Plop Trumps.

As its name (almost) suggests, this ploptastic card game is based on everyone’s favourite game of one-upmanship (yes, that’s a p on the end there). But there’s a radical twist because the cards deal with all kinds of weird and wonderful animal poo. No, really. We’re talking…well, you know.

Beautifully photographed and wittily written, each Plop Trumps deck now contains 50 info-packed cards, packed with in-crud-ible trivia and, erm, compelling images. Hands up who knew tiger poo was longer than iguana mess? Or that penguin droppings smell worse than python muck? We certainly didn’t. Then again we didn’t realise the average Lemur poo looks like one of Bungle off Rainbow’s fingers. You learn something new every day.

Each card contains several categories, or scategories, if you will, including: frequency, hardness, length, width, smelliness and yuck factor. There’s also an interesting factoid below each photo. You’ll be gripped by this whole poo-ing malarkey before you can say ‘soft, strong and very long’.

Just like this description (well, ish), Plop Trumps have been carefully written and contain no offensive language, so they’re fascinating and informative for poo-obsessed kids as well as infantile adults.

A brilliantly bleurgh gift with a sheen of scientific respectability, these captivating cards really are the business. So hurry up and get ordering before we run out of excrement-based euphemisms. Outpoo-ing opponents has never been such fun. Oh sugar!

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Product Features:
  • Both Classic and Extreme packs contain 50 playing cards each
  • Packs can be mixed and played with each other
  • Classic is your regular assortment of animal plops whereas the Extreme version is full of those rare and hard-to-find faecal offerings
  • Cards contain no offensive language
  • Suitable for ages 8-16yrs
  • Tin measures approximately 6.3cm(W) x 9.6cm(L) x 2.9cm(D)

Customer Reviews

Found this hilarious gave it to my mum for Christmas and found out the company is based in Gosport near where we live. Had great fun with these many thanks!!!
Billy Clark - 25th December 2012
I was wondering how many cards are there per pack??
Emma - 6th December 2010
Firebox says: 50 cards per pack.
First off, I'm going to say like most other people how brilliant and quick your dispatch service is...I ordered yesterday afternoon and received today. Thank you! And just to say these cards are brilliant, I bought a few decks for Christmas gifts. Keep up the good work firebox!!
Phoenix - 26th November 2010
They're perfect.... . And educational!
Abi - 18th February 2010
My 6 year old son loved these. Favourite stocking filler - though unfortunately Father Christmas got the credit, not us!
Koala - 29th December 2009
I am thinking of getting this for a poo-obsessed friend for secret santa. Can you play it with one 'deck', or do you need to buy the pack of four to make it work? I've never played any of the trumps games so not sure how the whole thing works!
Rosie - 7th December 2009
Firebox says: You only need the one deck Rosie.