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Blood Energy Drink
 

Blood Energy Drink

Gives you fangs

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Description

Whether you’re a Twihard, Tru-believer, or plain old Dracula fan drinking the red stuff is all the rage. But going around biting necks and slurping on your loved ones will see you sectioned before you can say ‘I vant to zuck your blad’. That’s why you need Blood Energy Drink.

Gruesomely amusing, this highly caffeinated 100ml energy potion is packaged in a resealable transfusion-style bag. Mmm… thick, cloudy, nutrient-loaded sustenance!

Slurp on one of these ultra-realistic sachets in public and you’re liable to get pelted with garlic or chased out of town by an angry torch-wielding mob. Flippin’ humans, eh?

Unfortunately Blood Energy Drinks won’t make you immortal or help you get off with Anna Paquin/R-Pattz, but at least they’ll satisfy your insatiable blood lust. For now. Mwa-ha-ha! *turns into bat*

More Information

Please Note:
  • Contains: Milk added from whey protein
  • High Caffeine Content: 80mg
  • Store in a cool dry place
  • Once opened, keep refrigerated and consume within 3 days
  • Bizarrely suitable for vegetarians
  • Pregnant women aren't advised to consume more than 200mg of Caffeine per day
  • Not Suitable for Children, Pregnant women or persons sensitive to Caffeine.
Contents:
  • Blood Energy Potion: 100ml Fruit Flavour Drink
Ingredients:
    Water, fructose syrup, whey protein isolate, natural flavours, citric acid, stabilisers: acacia gum, glyceryl esters of wood rosin, monopotassium phosphate; preservatives: potassium sorbate, sodium benzoate; ferrous sulfate monohydrate, sodium chloride, acidity regulator: sodium citrate, sweetener: sucralose, colours: allura red, sunset yellow FCF, brilliant blue FCF.