I Could Pee on This

Purrrfect poetry

I Could Pee on This

Purrrfect poetry

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I Could Pee on This

Dis kitteh was ritin poets all nite

There are basically two types of people in this world; those who love cats, and those who don’t. But no matter how you feel about our feline friends, there’s no denying they’re so hot right now.

So it comes as no surprise that internationally syndicated author Francesco Marciuliano has released I Could Pee on This; the first book of poetry and insight direct from the philosophical pussies themselves.

Turns out, when they’re not licking themselves, chasing a piece of string and staring at you like you’re beneath them, they can be quite the witty kitties. Featuring classics like “Who is That on Your Lap” and “Kneel Before Me”, each ode is accompanied by a picture of the author.

Purrrfect poetry.

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Please Note:
  • We’re almost certain that cats didn’t actually write this book
  • Cat pee not included
Product Features:
  • Cat poetry
  • Cat pictures

Customer Reviews

I originally bought this book for myself. Having read it and found it to be absolutely hysterical, I recently sent it to my sister, who has about 12 of the little critters. I have just heard back from her that she found it so funny she also almost peed herself laughing, her words, not mine! I really recommend this book to anyone that has or has had cats. You notice I do not use the word 'own'! Just thought you would like some feedback on this delightful little book.
LinB - 23rd July 2013
So my girlfriend and I are together 2 years now and I thank the funny gifts firebox has provided, a romantic will always make his partner laugh, thanks to firebox they made that possible. Also I like the mini bag of sweets in the shipping box, makes me smile. THANK YOU SO MUCH!
Connor Gowan - 28th January 2013