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Our Valentine\u2019s Gift Guide for Girls will make you look good<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

You\u2019ve had your ups and downs; she drives you mental at times. You regularly stay up at night wondering how something that sheds so much hair isn\u2019t completely bald from head to toe. She also wears your clothes and annoyingly looks better in them, and appears to be taking over your bathroom with enough creams to moisturise the entire elephant population of Africa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

But then again, she\u2019s much<\/em> nicer to strangers than you are, she always smells like summer holidays, and she makes you laugh when you need it most. She\u2019s a keeper for sure, but how to find a gift that is as unique as she is?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Quirky Valentine\u2019s Day Gift Ideas for Your Wonder Woman<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

If you\u2019re only in the initial throws of a relationship, your Valentine\u2019s Day gift can be a bit of a minefield. If you get her something crap for the first gift, what the hell are the rest gonna be like? If, however, you\u2019ve been in a relationship forever, then you\u2019ve probably run out of ideas by now and are currently preparing to bore her to death with carnations and a personalised card with a badly cropped picture of you guys that you stole from her Facebook page.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Before you make a terrible decision that you can\u2019t undo, we have put together a Valentine\u2019s Day Gift Guide for girls that\u2019s gonna make you look like a gift-buying genius. Check it out below, and if you like what you see, head over to our full\u00a0Valentine\u2019s gift collection<\/a>\u00a0to browse more brilliance!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Firebox’s Valentine’s Day Gift Guide for Women<\/h2>\n\n\n\n
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1.\u00a0Bath Noodles<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a310.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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The bath product industry is saturated (puns always intended) with creams and lotions, salts and bombs. Be different this Valentine\u2019s Day when you gift your lady these super cool bath noodles. She can turn her bath into a relaxing ramen and soak like a cute lil’ carrot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2.\u00a0Grow a Dick<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a36.59 (40% off!)<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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If she likes things a little bit spicy, then these dick-shaped chillies will go down a treat. The plant comes in a handy grow kit that she can nurture until it reaches full ripeness, at which point she can chop them all off and put them in her dinner. Delish.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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3.\u00a0I F*cking Love You Mug<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a39.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Sometimes just saying \u2018I love you\u2019 isn\u2019t enough, better to put a \u2018f*ck\u2019 in there to really hammer the point home. From coffee to Cup-a-Soup, make sure she always knows how you really feel when you bestow this foul-mouthed mug on Valentine\u2019s Day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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4.\u00a0Heated Huggable Uterus<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a322.99<\/strong><\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Whether your partner has painful periods or your missus is a midwife, this cute uterus will brighten her day. Pop it in the freezer or the microwave for all levels of relief, then inhale its lavender scent for maximum relaxation.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

5.\u00a0Valentine\u2019s Day Mystery Box<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a334.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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You\u2019ve gotten to the stage in your relationship where you openly fart around each other, the mystery is dying fast. Resuscitate the enigma of the early days with our Valentine\u2019s Day Mystery Box, it\u2019s packed full of romantic presents that\u2019ll add some much needed excitement to the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

6.\u00a0Spot the Cock<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a38.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Being able to identify a penis hidden amongst random objects is an underrated skill. Make sure she gets some practice with this essential activity book; the perfect gift for amateur and professional cock-spotters alike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

7.\u00a0Tayto The Couch Potato Giant Plush<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a332.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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As random as it is adorable, this plush potato is the best companion for your partner when you\u2019re not around. Unlike actual potatoes, this Tayto plush is super soft and huggable. Just don\u2019t try and eat it, because WHY WOULD YOU EAT A GIANT PLUSH TOY?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

8.\u00a0Little Bao Dumpling Light<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a319.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Sticking with the cute and random theme, this little soup dumpling light will add some serious cuteness factor to your girl\u2019s desk or bedside table. It\u2019s squishy too, so it\u2019s irresistible to touch. But, again, don\u2019t try and eat it because WHY WOULD YOU EAT A LAMP?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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9. Personalised Toblerone – \u00a312.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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Put down the generic box of chocolates and get something with a more personal touch when you customise a giant Toblerone. Add a name or message of your choice and we\u2019ll print it onto the packaging for a gift that\u2019s thoughtful and<\/em> edible.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

10.\u00a0Personalised Heart Cancake<\/a>\u00a0– \u00a312.99<\/h3>\n\n\n\n
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We\u2019re putting the \u2018tin\u2019 in Valentine\u2019s Day with these cute and quirky cancakes. Personalise the label with a photo and message, then watch as she devours it straight from the can, no baking needed. This quality cake is handmade in Germany with no additives, stabilisers or other bad stuff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A Valentine\u2019s Day Gift Guide for Geeky Girlfriends and Weirdo Wives<\/strong><\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Is your better half a bit of a one-off? No problem at all, there\u2019s nothing too niche when it comes to our Valentine\u2019s Day present ideas. From huggable uteruses to cake in a can, we hope our ridiculously imaginative gift guide has inspired you. If so, make sure to head over to our\u00a0full\u00a0Valentine\u2019s collection for women<\/a>\u00a0to see what else we have in store. Save those braincells for the dinner date conversation, we\u2019ve got the gift covered and we\u2019re totally cool with you taking all the credit for it.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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