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Spread some festive sarcasm with these uninspiring Christmas quotes<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

When it comes to deep, emotional Christmas quotes<\/strong>, we feel like the internet has got that covered. What we want is the harsh, unfiltered truth. Yes, the holiday season is all about family and giving, and blah blah blah, but it\u2019s also about the comfort of knowing that we\u2019re not the only ones who left\u00a0Christmas Gifts Shopping<\/a>\u00a0<\/strong>until the last minute and now Grandma is getting that free pen we got in our junk mail and the least wrinkly bag-for-life we can find in the cupboard.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The best short Christmas quotes dredged from the internet swamp<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Christmas is for everyone, even you, ya grumpy bum; so we’ve put together our favourite funny Christmas quotes to make the celebrations more bearable. We’ve even made them into lovingly crafted, shareable images so they’re easy to upload to your favourite social platform. Be a beacon of dimmed light for those of us who are tired of the soppy, sweet drivel that fills our newsfeeds at this time of year. You can even carry your own unique Christmas spirit through to the gift giving stage with our range of mostly nice, but sometimes naughty, Christmas gifts<\/span>.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Sarcastic Christmas Quotes for the Slightly Dead Inside<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

The festive season isn\u2019t all mulled wine and miracles. Sometimes it\u2019s traffic jams, family drama and pretending to love that handmade candle. That\u2019s why we\u2019ve created a collection of rude Christmas quotes<\/strong> and sarcastic Christmas one-liners<\/strong> to make the holidays a little more bearable.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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  • \u201cIt\u2019s not really Christmas until someone cries in the kitchen.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • \u201cPeace on Earth? Try peace and quiet first.\u201d<\/li>\n\n\n\n
  • \u201cDeck the halls? I can barely deck myself out of bed.\u201d<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n

    You\u2019re welcome.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

    There’s less than 100 days until Christmas!<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

    For once, you’re not going to disappoint your friends and family with crappy last minute gits. Head over to our Christmas Gifts collection and get your Christmas shopping done early, that way not only can you be grinchy, but you can be grinchy AND smug. From personalised wrapping paper to bread slippers, we’ve got everything your loved ones could possibly dream of.<\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Spread some festive sarcasm with these uninspiring Christmas quotes When it comes to deep, emotional Christmas quotes, we feel like the internet has got that covered. What we want is the harsh, unfiltered truth. Yes, the holiday season is all about family and giving, and blah blah blah, but it\u2019s also about the comfort of…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":21,"featured_media":19409,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[438],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-19091","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-christmas-2"],"yoast_head":"\n11 Funny Christmas Quotes For The Holiday Cynic<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"The best Christmas quotes dredged from the internet swamp. 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