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Mum’s the word<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

Motherhood is a wild ride. One minute you’re playing with your baby’s cute little toes, and the next, you’re trying to negotiate with a toddler over why they can’t go to the supermarket with no clothes on. It’s a never-ending adventure filled with laughter, tears, and a whole lot of chaos. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

Make your mum laugh out loud<\/h2>\n\n\n\n

But no matter what, mums always find a way to make it through, and these hilarious quotes prove it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

1. “Ah, babies! They’re more than just adorable little creatures on whom you can blame your farts.” – Tina Fey<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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2. “I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” – Phyllis Diller<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

3. “Sleep at this point is just a concept, something I’m looking forward to investigating in the future.” – Amy Poehler<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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4. “It just occurred to me that the majority of my diet is made up of food that my kid didn’t finish\u2026” – Carrie Underwood<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

5. “When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.” – Nora Ephron<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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6. “Silence is golden. Unless you have kids. Then silence is suspicious.” – Unknown<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

7. “Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease.” – Lisa Alther<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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8. “Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.” – Phyllis Diller<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

9. “The quickest way for a parent to get a child’s attention is to sit down and look comfortable.” – Lane Olinghouse<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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10. “When your mother asks, ‘Do you want a piece of advice?’ it is a mere formality. It doesn’t matter if you answer yes or no. You’re going to get it anyway.” – Erma Bombeck<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

11. “If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” – Milton Berle<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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12. “Mothers are all slightly insane.” – J.D. Salinger<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

13. “Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.” – Sam Levenson<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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If you aren’t a mum yourself, read these out to your mum (or the mother of your kids) on Mother’s Day and see if she agrees! Spoiler alert: she definitely will. <\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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