Four epic nights, far too many highlights for one blog piece so we did the next best thing and created some faux awards to honour our amazing guests.

WINNER(S)!

@katiesnooks and @jaimelondonboy. Needless to say everyone looked incredible, but it’s hard to argue with this picture.

Very Honourable Mentions:

Huge respect to @themissdisney for going full sexy Santa

Quality polka dot action from @victoria_clay, but it’s her plus one who really caught the eye - that Turkey mask, hat and shades combo looks fly and he knows it.

When you’re presented with a pink plastic penis filled with Raspberry Unicorn Tears Gin, you spin those balls and you get pumpin’.

WINNER!

Firm grip. Cupping the balls. Solid technique.

Very Honourable Mentions:

@caragoesawol - she's gunna blow!

@BLangsworthy - down the wrong hole?

@katiesnooks bracing for the worst.

Wonderful commitment. Lovely tongue action.

A picture speaks 1000 words, or in this case - 6.4 million Scovilles. A tip of the cap to all those who dared to eat our Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.

WINNER!

@studdedkissesblog and her plus one perfectly demonstrate that moment when you realise there’s no going back.

Very Honourable Mentions:

"Erm, what did I just eat?" "Oh I should have said - it's really fucking spicy"

Michael from @ginbandits, you really don’t want to get this stuff in your eyes.

We Photoshopped out the smoke and flames.

Everyone's favourite phallic friend was out in force - here's our favourite dick pics from the night.

WINNER!

One for the family album @gregorygaige and @izzymariehill

Very Honourable Mentions:

@katiesnooks "Tadaa!"

Georgia from @ginbandits getting her snuggle on

Yer damn right @hollybrocks!

Shout out to @sarahelizabethbradbury who woke up next to Pierre.

WINNER!

We don't know who this is but we caught them mid-shimmy dance and we love it.

Very Honourable Mentions:

"Hello? Yes, Fire Brigade please, I've got my head stuck in a Turkey"

Scarf and hat are so last year

It's our pleasure @studdedkissesblog