Four epic nights, far too many highlights for one blog piece so we did the next best thing and created some faux awards to honour our amazing guests.
WINNER(S)!
@katiesnooks and @jaimelondonboy. Needless to say everyone looked incredible, but it’s hard to argue with this picture.
Very Honourable Mentions:
Huge respect to @themissdisney for going full sexy Santa
Quality polka dot action from @victoria_clay, but it’s her plus one who really caught the eye - that Turkey mask, hat and shades combo looks fly and he knows it.
When you’re presented with a pink plastic penis filled with Raspberry Unicorn Tears Gin, you spin those balls and you get pumpin’.
WINNER!
Firm grip. Cupping the balls. Solid technique.
Very Honourable Mentions:
@caragoesawol - she's gunna blow!
@BLangsworthy - down the wrong hole?
@katiesnooks bracing for the worst.
Wonderful commitment. Lovely tongue action.
A picture speaks 1000 words, or in this case - 6.4 million Scovilles. A tip of the cap to all those who dared to eat our Instant Regret Chilli Chocolate.
WINNER!
@studdedkissesblog and her plus one perfectly demonstrate that moment when you realise there’s no going back.
Very Honourable Mentions:
"Erm, what did I just eat?" "Oh I should have said - it's really fucking spicy"
Michael from @ginbandits, you really don’t want to get this stuff in your eyes.
We Photoshopped out the smoke and flames.
Everyone's favourite phallic friend was out in force - here's our favourite dick pics from the night.
WINNER!
One for the family album @gregorygaige and @izzymariehill
Very Honourable Mentions:
@katiesnooks "Tadaa!"
Georgia from @ginbandits getting her snuggle on
Yer damn right @hollybrocks!
Shout out to @sarahelizabethbradbury who woke up next to Pierre.
WINNER!
We don't know who this is but we caught them mid-shimmy dance and we love it.
Very Honourable Mentions:
"Hello? Yes, Fire Brigade please, I've got my head stuck in a Turkey"
Scarf and hat are so last year
It's our pleasure @studdedkissesblog
