After all, you and your dad know each other inside out so you can definitely get away with something a little cheekier. Nothing says 'Happy Father's Day' like a sweary reality check from your favourite child! He knows you love him really and he'll be thrilled to see you've inherited his legendary sense of humour.
With that in mind, we’ve come up with some 'alternative' Father's Day sayings to really make him smile this year.
If you’ve left it a little late and you’re looking for an emergency last minute card, you could always print them out and use them to make your own Father's Day Card, or head over to our Printable Father's Day Cards blog post for more options and print-ready formats.
'Heartfelt' Father's Day Messages And Sayings
"Just remember, without ME today is just any other day"
"Thanks for putting up with my shit!"
"You’re a fucking hero dad!"
"Congrats on raising an absolute legend"
"Happy Father’s Day from your favourite little shit"
"Nice one Dad, I turned out fucking incredible!"
"Cheers for wiping my bum, I look forward to returning the favour!"