Spreadable stuff has come a long way.
Butter - 2482 BC(!)
Nduja - 1300
Marmalade - 1700
Pâté - 1779
Peanut Butter - 1895
Marmite - 1902
Marshmallow Fluff - 1917
Nutella - 1964
Biscoff - 2014
...drum roll please...
Spreadable Coffee - 2017
Coffee was just the first of our Spreadable creations; swiftly followed by Gin, Whisky, Pornstar Martini and Rum!
When we say "Spreadable", we actually mean "blended with delicious artisan marmalade". And when we say "delicious", we bloody mean it.
Your new favourite breakfast staple? Decadent snacks? Gourmet cocktail ingredients? All three? Most definitely.
One small 'snag' - millenials allegedly don't eat Marmalade. Is it the lingering memory of Golden Shred's questionable choice of mascot? Or just the mental image of a really old person slathering it on their toast and coyly licking the spoon. Shudders
Whatever the reason, we've made it our mission to bring this zesty treat back from the dead with our range of award-winning Spreadables.
Introducing...
Spreadable Coffee
Beans on toast. Classic. Enjoy the heady flavours of your morning espresso without all the snobbishness, paper cups and mispelled names that accompany gourmet coffee. Yum.
Spreadable Gin
Made in small batches from fresh lemons and laced with lashings of artisan gin! All of the alcohol is cooked off during the creation process so this boozy breakfast ginjection won't give you a furious hangover.
Spreadable Whisky
Sneak a rich dose of malty goodness onto your morning toast. Marvellously indulgent, it’s the perfect treat for when a "cheeky" breakfast tipple would be a step too far into alcoholism.
Spreadable Pornstar
Isn't it about time you got 'lade? Nana’s favourite wartime preserve has been given one hell of a sexy makeover. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges straddled by a vicious twist of vodka. Breakfast in bed, sorted.
Spreadable Rum
Packed with juicy oranges, zesty lemons, two types of sugar, the finest rum known to man AND a secret mix of spices. We can't go into detail - just rest assured it's better than the blend KFC uses.
