Balls Doorstop
Prevents your knob from damaging the walls.
Sold out
Giant Pierre The Penis - OLD
The bigger the better
Sold out
World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
Willy tiny
How To Live With A Huge Penis
A Cock and Ball Story
Chocolate Poo
This is some scrumptious shit.
Piss Yourself Birthday Card
Live long and piss yourself.
Personalised Face and Message Boxers
It is mine, I tell you.
DIY Racing Willies
Like Mario Kart but with willies
Blind Hate
Would you swipe Reich on Hitler?
Nice Cock Socks Gift Box
Add some filth to your feet.
Cock-a-Doodle Adult Activity Book
Get a head in life
Mr Lovin Corkscrew
Mr Lovin’s always ready to screw.
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
Where the Fuck are My Keys?
No, really, where are they?
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
Gay bar soap
There’s no need to feel down (or stinky)
Rude Games book
This isn’t a family game of Scrabble
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
Girth control
The Cock Cannon Prank Gift
A shocking schlong
Itty Bitty Titty Mug
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
The Impossible Penis Puzzle
Harder than it looks
Naked Ramblers Mini Planters
Get closer to nature
The Cat Butt Colouring and Activity Book
Stay inside the (fe)lines
Mini Plant Pot Naughty Gnomes
Dirty Decorative Dwarfs
Position of the Day: The Playbook
Sexy Education
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
F*ckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
Limited edition ghosting antidote
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
Edible Anus
It's not Terry's, it's mine
F*cking Strong Coffee
What else do you need to know?
How To Swear Around The World
A fairly fruity phrasebook
52 Things To Do While You Poo
Educate while you defecate
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
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