Basically Dead Candle

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Expected delivery Mon, 05.12 – Thu, 08.12

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Key Features:
  • Celebrate another year closer to death!
  • Chunky gravestone-shaped candle to really drive home the message
  • Remind the birthday girl/boy of their terrifying mortality
  • Surprisingly less depressing than a cake covered in candles
  • Cake or Death? Combine the two!
  • Maybe not one for yer nan
More Info: Basically Dead Candle
"Oh my god I'm going to be [insert reasonably young and healthy age] next year – I'm basically DEAD"
Product Details:
Product Features:
  • Chunky wax gravestone birthday cake candle
  • To celebrate another year closer to death!
  • The perfect birthday cake topper for just about any age
Dimensions:
  • Measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 4cm(D)
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