Personalised wine glass with text

Dirty door handles, bacteria-ridden buttons, crusty cash machines, mucky mobile screens – Germs. Are. Bloody. Everywhere.

It's inevitable we'll come into contact with them at some point. And then we'll touch our phone, or our face, or someone else's face. And the next thing you know the whole neighbourhood is coming down with a nasty cold.

Well not any more! Thanks to No Hands – the Non-Contact Hygiene Keyring made from antimicrobial copper.

And not just some cheap copper coating that'll scratch off in a matter of weeks, but pure solid copper that naturally kills microbes, bacteria and viruses within a few hours on contact. Gooo science!

Never mind keyring bottle openers, how about door openers? This neat little device is a germaphobe's dream – with an ergonomic hook to operate doors and handles, and a rubberised precision tip for pressing buttons and using your smartphone.

Always forgetting to go out with a bottle of hand sanitiser? No problem. This little guy slips comfortably onto your keyring so you can keep it with you at all times!

Not ready to get a tattoo on your face? How about getting one of your face instead? Much better. Just upload any face and we will turn it into a set of tattoos for you and your mates’ to enjoy. Turning up to an event with the host’s face tattooed on your arm will make a great start to any party. 

You’d be surprised how much work goes into looking disheveled, that’s why a beard comb is a must for every hairy-faced hero. Take your gift to another level when you add a message of your choice to this personalised beard comb. Beautifully engraved on quality cherry wood, they will think of you every time they brush the leftover lunch out of their whiskers.

This personalised LED lamp with name is a shining example of a thoughtful gift. With fully customisable text you can dedicate this unique keepsake to whoever you like, from a friend or family member to your partner or pet.

This Personalised Face Car Mat takes customising your car to another level. By uploading a photo of your face, your best friend’s face, or even the face of your celebrity crush, you can turn your criminally neglected footwells into dedicated shrines to the people you love. If you’re a long distance lorry driver, this is also a great way to keep your family close as you tuck into a Steak Bake at a lonely service station somewhere along the damp M6.

Despite what you may think, this is far from a gimmicky product that will fall to bits under the first soggy footprint. This baby comes with high-quality sewn edges and a non-slip underside that will keep it in place for a safe driving experience. Quality and character in one polyester-fleece package! 

Make your partner giggle before they’ve even opened your thoughtful (or half-arsed) gift, with our personalised love-themed wrapping paper.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day or an anniversary, these sheets of wrapping paper come in several different love-themed designs.

What’s more, you can add your face (or anyone else’s face) to the design. Because nothing says ‘I love you’ more than your mug on the body of a cherub.

These personalised face flip flops will ensure no one steals your shoes at the beach while you make awkward Tik Tok videos on the water’s edge. A fun addition to your summer wardrobe, they can be personalised with the face of your choice, from your own mug to the flawless visage of your celebrity crush. 

These flip flops also make a wildly original gift for mates’ holidays, stag or hen weekends, and they’re available in three different sizes so no one gets left out.

Turn your holiday into a LOLiday with our personalised beach towel. Superimpose your face on a hilarious choice of different bodies, from rad bod to dad bod, baby to lady, and more. 

Always dreamt of having a 6-pack or fantasised about carrying a well-honed beer belly? Make that dream a reality with our Beach Bod Personalised Beach Towel! 

Choose from different hilarious bodies, upload the face of your choice and we’ll do the rest. 

This attention grabbing beach essential makes the perfect gift for family and friends who like to laugh at their own expense. But you can also gift it to yourself, because you absolutely deserve it. 

As an added bonus, it’s theft-proof too, because who’s going to steal something with your face on it? This extra security measure means that you’ll be free to make awkward Tik Tok dance videos on the water’s edge without fear of losing your favourite new towel. #perfect

Make the gifting experience begin before they’ve even opened the present with this Personalised Milestone Birthday Wrapping Paper. Simply upload a photo of the face you want to feature, choose the birthday age and we’ll do the rest, printing your design all over a sheet of high-quality wrapping paper in the colour of your choice.

Some would say that these Personalised Face Socks are a bit much, and that’s exactly why you need them in your life. Whether you want to buy a pair for yourself or as a gift for your favourite person, this delightful wardrobe accessory adds a bit of personality to the dull world of foot fashion.

Simply upload a photo of your choice (making sure it follows our printing guidelines) then our wizards will turn your image into a multi-portrait masterpiece that will make you the envy of the world.