World’s Smallest Pierre the Penis
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- You’ll need a magnifying glass to peer at this Pierre
- Imagine a tiny willy made of jelly, with a cute little face
- Non-stop NSFW fiddling fun
- Delightfully wobbly and satisfying to play with
- Feel your stress disappear with every squeeze
Sometimes you don’t fancy cuddling up with a big ‘un. Sometimes it would be completely inappropriate - just imagine pulling out your Giant Pierre at work! That’s a one way trip to a P45. Instead, pop this little fella out and give him a squeeze. He’s so cute and tiny that nobody will ever know.
Squish him. Squidge him. Flatten him. Pull him.
- The only tiny willy you can play with in public
- So cute
- Fun to fiddle with
- Fits in your pocket
- Measures approximately: 6cm (H) 4cm (W) 4cm (D)