Key Features:
- Celebrate another year closer to death!
- Chunky gravestone-shaped candle to really drive home the message
- Remind the birthday girl/boy of their terrifying mortality
- Surprisingly less depressing than a cake covered in candles
- Cake or Death? Combine the two!
- Maybe not one for yer nan
More Info:
Basically Dead Candle "Oh my god I'm going to be [insert reasonably young and healthy age] next year – I'm basically DEAD"
Product Details:
Product Features:
- Chunky wax gravestone birthday cake candle
- To celebrate another year closer to death!
- The perfect birthday cake topper for just about any age
- Measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 4cm(D)
Basically Dead Candle
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Key Features:
- Celebrate another year closer to death!
- Chunky gravestone-shaped candle to really drive home the message
- Remind the birthday girl/boy of their terrifying mortality
- Surprisingly less depressing than a cake covered in candles
- Cake or Death? Combine the two!
- Maybe not one for yer nan
More Info:
Basically Dead Candle "Oh my god I'm going to be [insert reasonably young and healthy age] next year – I'm basically DEAD"
Product Details:
Product Features:
- Chunky wax gravestone birthday cake candle
- To celebrate another year closer to death!
- The perfect birthday cake topper for just about any age
- Measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 4cm(D)
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