Slush Puppie Machine - Red Cherry Syrup (500 ml)

• Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense
• Being a wild animal, real llamas tend to smell a bit - whereas this one smells nice and clean
• This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction
• Putting him in the microwave won’t cause a meaty explosion

Just like a real sloth, this Heated Cuddly Sloth is cute, cuddly, and warm. Unlike a real sloth, he doesn’t need to eat or poop, and will survive in the microwave.

• A bunch of kids aren't going to talk over the whole thing
• Enjoy sensibly priced popcorn and drinks
• You can eat an obnoxiously smelly hotdog without feeling self-conscious
• Just pause the film if you need to nip to the toilet
• You can even stop it completely if it turns out to be a dreadful choice
• Seriously comfy seats and generous leg-room for all
...we'll leave it up to you whether you want to play half an hour of trailers and car adverts.