A Practical Guide To Racism

It's all there in black and white

A Practical Guide To Racism

It's all there in black and white

    • The essential field guide for our multicultural world
    • Hundreds of practical tips to improve your own racism
    • The critically-acclaimed LA Times Best Seller
    • Hilariously provocative, brutally sarcastic and deeply offensive
    • No single race is left unscathed, even Merpeople
  • This is not simply a guide to being a racist, rather it's a book that highlights the ludicrous absurdity which is prevalent in all racism. It takes a satirical look at these long-standing stereotypes and draws them out to their mad and illogical conclusions. Don't worry, this brutally sarcastic and deeply offensive body of evidence suggests that everyone should be hated – even white people!

    Learn all about "the care-free existence enjoyed by blacks, who meander through life unhindered by the white man's burdens, such as reverse racism and white slavery, to become accomplished athletes, rhymesmiths, and dominoes champions." Lament the sad story of the "industrious, intelligent Jews, whose entire reputation is sullied by their unfortunate taste for the blood of Christian babies."

    Rest assured that no race is left unscathed in this handy, authoritative and provocative guide.

    “Mr. Dalton's book is sure to soothe, or possibly inflame, racial hatred.” – George Meyer, writer and producer for The Simpsons

    “As everyone knows, there's only one thing that can end racism: laughter. Or fire. This book is a ready source of both. Read it with someone you hate” – John Stewart, The Daily Show
  • Please Note:
    • The butt of the joke is not the race, but the racist – please don't take this book (or life in general) too seriously
    • Contains oodles of racism and strong language
    Product Features:
    • The essential field guide for our multicultural world
    • No single race is left unscathed, even Merpeople
    • Hundreds of practical tips to improve your own racism
    • The critically-acclaimed LA Times Best Seller
    • Hilariously provocative, brutally sarcastic and deeply offensive
    • Written by C. H. Dalton – a professor of racialist studies and a leading authority on inferior people of all ethnicities, genders, religions and sexual preferences
    • Paperback, 224 pages
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 21cm(W) x 14cm(H) x 2cm(D)

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