Basically Dead Candle

Snuffed it yet?

Basically Dead Candle

Snuffed it yet?

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    • Celebrate another year closer to death!
    • Chunky gravestone-shaped candle to really drive home the message
    • Remind the birthday girl/boy of their terrifying mortality
    • Surprisingly less depressing than a cake covered in candles
    • Cake or Death? Combine the two!
    • Maybe not one for yer nan
  • "Oh my god I'm going to be [insert reasonably young and healthy age] next year – I'm basically DEAD" 😩

    Once you've passed 21 you might as well give up and consolidate all those candles into one chunky wax tombstone to commemorate your imminent demise.

    It's strangely less depressing than being presented with a birthday cake covered edge-to-edge with candles. Besides, you're essentially a walking corpse so you've scarcely got the will power or lung capacity to blow out more than one.
  • Product Features:
    • Chunky wax gravestone birthday cake candle
    • To celebrate another year closer to death!
    • The perfect birthday cake topper for just about any age
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 4cm(D)

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