Chunky gravestone-shaped candle to really drive home the message
Remind the birthday girl/boy of their terrifying mortality
Surprisingly less depressing than a cake covered in candles
Cake or Death? Combine the two!
Maybe not one for yer nan
"Oh my god I'm going to be [insert reasonably young and healthy age] next year – I'm basically DEAD" 😩
Once you've passed 21 you might as well give up and consolidate all those candles into one chunky wax tombstone to commemorate your imminent demise.
It's strangely less depressing than being presented with a birthday cake covered edge-to-edge with candles. Besides, you're essentially a walking corpse so you've scarcely got the will power or lung capacity to blow out more than one.
Chunky wax gravestone birthday cake candle
To celebrate another year closer to death!
The perfect birthday cake topper for just about any age
Measures approximately 10cm(W) x 10cm(H) x 4cm(D)
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