Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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Calm the F*ck Down Tea

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    • A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea
    • Boasting hints of camomile, liquorice and lemon
    • Sure to calm you the fuck down
    • Approximately 50 cups worth
    • #eatclean
  • Nothing beats a cuppa. The builder's brew has long held status as the national drink of Britain. Until now. If you're after a more interesting alternative to your bog standard beverage - look no further.

    A softening and refreshing blend of herbal tea, delicately dashed with camomile and peppered with lively liquorice. Delicious, reviving and sure to calm you the fuck down, soothe your stress with this sumptuous, tranquil fusion of loose herbal tea.

    You heard right, not only does this sensational concoction taste glorious, its soothing qualities will console even the busiest of brains, hushing your woes, make you feel all warm and snuggly inside and of course calm you the fuck down.

  • Product Features:
    • Caffeine free. Store in a cool dry place
    • Brewing Recommendations: We recommend using one heaped teaspoon per two hundred and fifty milliliters of water. Allow to steep for three to seven minutes. We do not recommend using milk and sugar. It’s far fucking nicer without.
    • Ingredients: Rooibos, Camomile, Linden + Passion flower petals, Lemon balm + Lemon Verbena leaves, Anise, Cinnamon, Orange pieces, Oat Straw, Hops
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 7cm(W) x 7cm(H) x 10cm(D)

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