Chocolate Toilet Rolls

Not your bog standard chocolate

Chocolate Toilet Rolls

Not your bog standard chocolate

    • The perfect cheeky gift to perk someone up while in isolation
    • Handmade from a blend of white and milk Belgian chocolate
    • Arguably more useful than a chocolate teapot right now
    • Food rations AND toilet roll. Two quarantine essentials in one! Sort of
    • Comes in a twin pack so you can share/pig out
  • Okay, so it goes 1 ply, 2 ply, 3 ply, and then solid Belgian chocolate, right? Pretty sure that's the scale.

    When life throws you a global pandemic, sometimes you just have to roll with it. If, like the rest of the world you've been hunting far and wide for some toilet roll – the search is finally over.

    Our twin-pack of Chocolate Toilet Rolls is the ideal cheeky gift to perk someone up during self-isolation; nothing quite like gourmet chocolate to wipe that frown away. It's handmade by artisan (arse-isan? fartisan?) chocolatiers and delivered straight to your door!
  • Please Note:
    • Not actually toilet-roll sized – that would be a monstrous quantity of chocolate!
    • Please, please don't try and wipe your arse with it
    Product Features:
    • Twin-pack edible chocolate toilet rolls
    • Handmade from a mix of white and milk Belgian chocolate
    • Ingredients: sugar, cocoa butter, whole milk powder, cocoa mass, emulsifier: soya lecithin, natural vanilla flavouring
    • May contain nuts. Store in a cool dry place
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 6cm(W) x 9cm(H) x 5cm(D)
Return information:

Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox.  Click here for more info.

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