Eat a Dick

My dick in a box

Eat a Dick

My dick in a box

    • Tell someone to eat a dick in the nicest way possible
    • Delicious, rich chocolate... shaped like a big knob!
    • Obscenely detailed for the ultimate cocoa-based up yours
    • Comes in a nonchalant floral presentation box for a big surprise
    • Step aside hollow eggs, there’s a new best chocolate format and it’s solid
  • Not to go all Sinead O’Connor but nothing compares to the delight of opening a mysterious floral box to find a giant chocolate cock and balls to feast on. Merely telling someone to eat a dick in person (AKA the old fashioned way) lacks a certain je ne sais quoi. Where’s the surprise, the panache?

    Now you can anonymously give your friends, family, colleagues or enemies a sweet shafty snack through the post in the form of Eat A Dick. Arriving in an immaculately tasteful presentation box, your innocent recipient will be none the wiser that they’re about to unleash a delicious dong to chomp on.

    Once the shock wears off, the lucky owner of this mighty member has the joy of tucking into a whopping 8oz of premium chocolate made with high-grade cocoa and quality natural ingredients, none of that cheap muck for YOUR chocolate pecker.
  • Product features:
    • Chocolate cock in a surprising presentation box
    • Beautiful floral packaging to surprise the lucky recipient
    • High quality chocolate made with the good sh*t
    • Finally, a gift both tasty and obscene!
    • Crazy realistic detailing, they really went to town on the mould for this bad boy


    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 18.5cm(H) x 7.5cm(W) x 5.5cm(D)

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