If the passion has gone, you gotta let that man-go
Did we mention these tears are shimmery?
Limited edition - a bit like their love for you
When he doesn’t believe in labels, starts speaking to you after months of silence, sends you ‘you up?’ or ‘Wyd? xx’ at 2 AM, begs for nudes and says all his exes are crazy… He’s a fuckboy.
You don’t deserve that. So we made them cry, then we bottled their sadness.
All that sweet retribution turned their salty tears into a juicy passionfruit and mango flavoured glittery gin liqueur. It’s the perfect partner for prosecco, tonic water and a slice of grapefruit. Swirl their tears around your glass to unlock a torrential wash of holographic shimmer, knowing no fuckboy is gonna mess you around again.
Warning: drinking too much of this may lead to rogue ex-texting. Be on your guard.
Fuckboy Tears Gin Liqueur
Passionfruit and mango flavoured
Packed full of shimmer
Measures approximately 15cm (H) x 7cm (W) x 7cm (D)
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