Hope you like toilet humour because this isn’t a classy one
Catch those pesky turds before your fellow players do
Choose your shit-collection implement and get swiping!
Will you hook ‘em by their little hoops or use the net?
Not sure why they have eyes, go figure
There’s nothing worse than a shit that just won’t go down. You’ve flushed it again and again but still it persists, floating around as though your cistern is full of dead sea water. Disgusting. Someone was so enraged by this situation that they sought solace in making a game of it. A game that you can now play.
Be the first to hook the most turds to win. It’s all in the weapon you choose - the net may bag the small ones easier but sometimes you need the precision of the hook. It’s harder than it looks, folks!
It may not be very mature but plenty of people love this game. Just you wait until you net your first piece of sh*t, you’ll be hooked.
The game of fishing for pieces of sh*t
Fish for those floaters using the net or fishing rod
First one to collect the most wins - take it in turns, obvs
Immature fun for as many players as you want, within reason
Measures approximately: 29cm (H) 21cm (W) 6cm (D)
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