Fucking Diet Scale

Weight for it

Fucking Diet Scale

Weight for it

    • Diets suck, it’s a fact
    • Make weighing yourself a tiny bit less rubbish
    • Scales that say ‘Fucking Diet’
    • Find out how much you weigh and how little you care
    • Bag of kale not included
  • Dieting is the worst thing in the entire world. Don’t quote us on that.

    It’s boring. It takes loads of planning. It requires an inhumane amount of cooking. You have less energy. Exercise becomes even harder. Progress is slow. Nights out become impossible - or at least depressing. Yeah, you might look a little leaner at the end of it, but at what cost?

    Much as it pains us to say it, it’s probably a good idea to check your weight occasionally. At least with these scales, you can have a laugh. They’re on your side. They think you’re fine the way you are, even if your GP keeps trying to prescribe you a bag of lettuce.
  • Product features:
    • Fucking diet scales
    • The only scales that tell it how it is
    • Because diets are awful
    • Tells you your weigh in kilograms
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 29cm (H) x 25cm (W) x 4.5cm (D)

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