Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

Beanz meanz strong

Fucking Strong Coffee Chocolate Beans

Beanz meanz strong

    • This’ll blow ya frock up!
    • Addictively delicious chocolate covered coffee beans
    • Ridiculously moreish, good thing the jar is a hefty 200g!
    • Imparts a mild caffeinated zing
    • Please buy them before we scoff the whole lot
  • A word of advice: don’t have one of these. Because you’ll want another. And another. And another, until you’ve finished the whole damn jar and now what are you going to give your uncle for his birthday, you greedy little piglet?

    These crunchy yet tender beans are the perfect treat. Moreish to the max, they provide the optimum level of soft caffeinated buzz. Unless you eat the whole jar like we did, taking the buzz from soft to EXTREME.

    That said, these bad boys are deceptively mellow - unlike their original powdered counterpart. It would be irresponsible of us to make these beans as strong as that stuff. There would be lawsuits, perhaps even hyperactive beanmen roaming the streets. We can’t have that now, can we?
  • Product features:
    • Fucking strong coffee beans, covered in chocolate
    • Well, actually they’re not that strong
    • Should be called QUITE Strong Coffee Beans
    • Or Very Delicious Addictive Crack Beans
    • They’re very moreish
    • 200g jar for big snacking
    • 100% free from palm oil!
    Ingredients:
    • Ingredients: Sugar, Cocoa Mass, Vegetable Fats, Cocoa Butter, Coffee Beans (13%), Whey (from Milk), Emulsifier: (Sunflower Lecithin) E322, Glazing agents: Shellac E904, Gum Arabic. Contains unhydrogenated Vegetable fats in addition to Cocoa Butter. Cocoa Solids Min 35%

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