Grow A Booty

Butt-anical Gardens

Grow A Booty

Butt-anical Gardens

    • A cheeky gift for someone who's anal about gardening
    • Cultivate your own glute-iful booty-shaped succulent
    • Just add water and pop it in a sunny spot
    • Comes in a biodegradable Ecocube Planter
  • Squats? Swiss ball leg curls? Cosmetic surgery?! There are better ways to Grow a Booty. And with our patented method you'll see results in just 15-20 days!

    Add a little water to this biodegradable cube, pop it in a sunny spot, and after a couple of weeks a beautiful ass-shaped succulent will begin to emerge, complete with smooth, round cheeks and tidy crevice.

    Our favourite part? After a few months of booty growth, you can just place the entire Ecocube into a plot of soil/flower bed and the cube will naturally decompose and turn into scrumptious fertiliser for your sweet ass!
  • Product Features:
    • Grow your very own booty-shaped succulent
    • It's scientific name is the Dinteranthus Inexpectatus (that should really be Inexpectanus)
    • Contains everything you need except water
    • Cube pot is biodegradable!
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 8cm(H) x 8cm(W) x 8cm(D)

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