Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco - Personalised Prosecco

Brutal Brut

Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco - Personalised Prosecco

Brutal Brut

When will my Prosecco arrive?

Please allow:
  • 3-5 working days (Mon-Fri) for printing and UK delivery

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      • The cynical sparkling wine for any occasion
      • Personalise the label to your hearts content (up to 28 characters)
      • Let someone know how 'pleased' you are for them
      • Have a 'Happy F*cking Christmas and a Happy F*cking New Year'
      Everyone else's lives are just so amazing. Always happy, always smiling, always f*cking celebrating something.

      Promotions, engagements, divorces, new house, new car, new baby. Happy. F*cking. Whatever.

      Send your perfect pals some boozy goodwill and show them how 'pleased' you are for their latest achievement – with a personalised bottle of Happy F*cking Whatever Prosecco.

      This blunt and brutal bubbly is also ideal for birthdays, Christmas and other annual events you don't really care for.
    • Product Features:
      • Quality bottle of Brut
      • Personalise the label with up to 28 characters (14 character spaces on each line)
      • Help celebrate Christmas, New Year, Birthdays, Engagements, Bahmitzvhas, Divorces, Graduations etc.
      • 75cl bottle
      • ABV 11.5%
      • Measures approximately 7cm(W) x 29.5cm(H) x 7cm(D)
      This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.

      By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. Under current UK legislation it is an offence to sell knives and certain bladed or pointed articles to persons under 18 years of age. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.

    Return information:

    Due to the nature of this product, we are unable to offer our usual 30-day, no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide to return the product through no fault of Firebox.  Click here for more info.

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