Within this unassuming matte black bag lies the world's hottest chilli chocolate lollipop. Well, two of them – one for you and one for your equally brave and foolish friend.
These mercilessly hot Instant Regret Lollipops are infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville extract and guaranteed to cause immense physical and mental suffering. Just for reference, the humble jalapeño is a paltry 3.5 thousand Scovilles – childs play, a walk in the park.
But even the lightest, daintiest lick of these lollipops is like plunging your tongue into the roaring fires of hell. Or knocking back a shot of fresh lava. Or sucking on a red-hot branding iron. Yum!
Soooo why not challenge a mate and see who can hold it in their mouth the longest? Seems like a perfectly rational thing to do, right?
WARNING: These lollipops contain a torturous amount of chilli and are likely to cause immense pain. Do not put in direct contact with eyes or sensitive organs. If pain persists, consume as much milk as humanly possible and weep like a baby. Then seek medical advice. Obviously not suitable for children or pets – yer maniac!
Two chocolate lollipops infused with our signature 6.4 million Scoville chilli extract
One for you, and an extra so you can challenge a mate
Suitable for vegetarians. Hello vegetarians! Bet you're so glad we bothered to make this awful creation suitable for you!
Due to the nature of this product, we are
unable to offer our usual 30-day,
no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide
to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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