It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

Feeling hot, hot, hot

It's F*cking Boiling USB Fan

Feeling hot, hot, hot

    • Because it’s f*cking boiling out there!
    • The cheekiest way to stay cool
    • Blast yourself with cool breeze
    • Just plug it in via USB and prepare to chill
    • Throw that cumbersome beige desk fan in the bin
  • Much as we Brits like to complain about our rubbish weather, it can get boiling out there. F*cking boiling, some might say. And don’t even get us started on how f*cking boiling it gets if you inch a little closer to the equator.

    This little fan will keep you chill through the even the fiercest heatwave. It may be compact but it almost has all the power of a jet engine. Sort of. A very tiny jet engine.

    And, of course, as the blade spins round, it magically says IT’S F*CKING BOILING. Because when it’s that hot, you don’t have the energy to complain about how hot it is. It’s the twenty first century: everyone’s letting their fans do the talking. Didn’t you get the memo?
  • Product features:
    • Light up USB fan that says ‘IT’S F*CKING BOILING’ when turned on
    • Plugs in via USB
    • No batteries required!
    • Keeps you cool in warm weather
    • Even lets you stay chill in f*cking boiling weather
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 11.5cm (H) x 5cm (W) x 4.5cm (D)

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