The perfect latex cage for your wild and untamed beast
"Tiger King-Sized" (not particularly big according to Jeff)
Pack of four – one for you and your two husbands + a spare
Keep your Maldonado Passage disease-free
98% effective, 100% unofficial
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He's the mulleted, gun-toting, gay polygamist country musician come zookeeper fashionista – and he's become the undisputed cult hero to an entire generation of bored humans trapped in their lockdown cages.
If the news is to be believed, we are in the midst of an isolation-induced baby boom AND there's a global shortage of condoms. Are you going to let your potential future offspring become a Covid-19 cliché?!
"I’ve been doing this 20 years, never even been bit” – and we all remember what happened to that guy. By all means #FreeJoeExotic – but make sure you keep your own crazy sexy animal protected with Joe's Exotic Condoms.
All the cool cats and kittens are wearing 'em so why wouldn’t you?
Joe's Exotic Condoms – pack of 4
"Tiger King-Sized" (make of that what you will – not particularly big according to Jeff)
Measures approximately 6cm(W) x 6cm(H) x 0.5cm(D)
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