A simple and colourful way to reveal your innermost feelings
Cut to the chase. Win their heart
12 indecent inflatables printed with 3 blunt and romantic slogans
Fill them with helium or just your own heavy and seductive breath
You could argue that a balloon is a lot like a healthy, loving relationship. It takes a little bit of blowing to get things started, then it gradually fills with those warm floaty feelings and eventually you've probably got to tie the knot (and all it takes is one prick to come along and ruin it all!).
With this in mind, we can think of no better way to convey your unspoken emotions than with the Love Bites Balloons. Printed with three frank and romantic slogans, these indecent inflatables harness the charming power of good old-fashioned honesty.
When it comes to "love" there's no use beating around the bush or leaving them to guess how you really feel; so if you can't say it yourself, make things crystal clear with these sweary balloons.
Suitable for ages 8+ (They're a choking hazard, and children probably shouldn't know the word "f*ck" quite just yet)
Pack of 12 frank and romantic balloons:
4x Hot Pink – I BLOODY LOVE YOU
4x Light Pink – DAMN YOU'RE FINE
4x White – LET'S F*CK
Printed on both sides
Can be filled with helium or your own minty/onion fresh breath
Balloons inflate to approximately 25cm (10")
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