This is the coolest vodka we've ever seen, and we're not just saying that because we made it. We designed it to look and taste incredible and, frankly, it does. No point being humble when you're onto a winner!
Premium French Grain vodka made from the tears of Mermaids
Ocean-blue liquid with a glittery haze
Splash into a cocktail or serve straight on the rocks
Make a different kind of mermaid toast
Tears only harvested from line-caught Mermaids
Created by Firebox
Before you say it – yes it's possible to cry underwater, and yes this vodka is made from real mermaid tears.
Escape your tedious reality and submerge your tastebuds in the smooth taste of Mermaid Tears Vodka. This sparkly spirit is made from premium French Grain Vodka and blended with the glistening tears of our line-caught Mermaid shoal.
Give the chunky bottle a swirl and, just like a Mermaid's tail whipping up the sea floor, a glittery haze will begin to disperse throughout this dreamy, ocean-blue vodka.
This mesmerising blend is delicious splashed into cocktails or served on the rocks – so go ahead, leave your boring human life behind and sip upon the shimmering tears of these sassy sirens.
May make you believe you have a tail instead of legs. Please drink responsibly!
Premium vodka made from the tears of Mermaids
Ocean-blue liquid with a shimmery finish
French Grain Vodka, British Mermaids
Measures approximately 9cm(W) x 19cm(H) x 9cm(D)
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.
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