Mystic Smeg

The Fortune-telling Fridge

Mystic Smeg

The Fortune-telling Fridge

    • Six foot chunk of cold, hard, irrefutable psychic power
    • Classic retro appliance mashed up with a 90's astrologist
    • Analyses your fridge contents and the stars' alignment
    • Just select your star sign and it'll display your daily horoscope
    • Comes with in-built cold readings
    • Costs a fortune, predicts your fortune
    Until now there has only ever been one reliable way to tell your future – consulting the Zodiac for guidance. But this can only get you so far. After all, you are what you eat and you can tell a lot about a person from the contents of their fridge, so what if a fridge could tell your future?

    After years of development, Italian manufacturer – Smeg, famous for its retro-style fridges has teamed up with legendary 90s astrologist – Mystic Meg to create... Mystic Smeg. Classic appliance of the past meets a capricious oracle of the future. It's a match made in heaven.

    Just select your star sign from the e-panel on the fridge door and Mystic Smeg will take care of the rest; analysing your fridge contents and the stars' alignment to provide you with an accurate daily horoscope accompanied by some sage advice from the cosmos.

    For example:
    • Virgo – You've got a chip on your shoulder today. Perhaps it's time to finally use those half a dozen sachets of mayonnaise in the fridge you took from Wetherspoons
    • Taurus – I really like the way you’ve colour co-ordinated your fridge contents. This week will be another friendless one
    • Cancer – You're well on the way to embodying your zodiac sign this week if the state of all the red meat in your fridge is anything to go by
    • Gemini – You've reached a turning point in your life. Much like that Chive and Onion Philadelphia did four weeks ago
    It's the ideal home appliance for those who like casting (p)runes, for(tuna)tellers, crystal (dough) balls, (c)arot card readers, (chocolate é)clairvoyants and palm(esan) readings.
  • Please Note:
    • Firebox cannot be held responsible for any erroneous fortunes. In the same way that we can't be held responsible for the state of your fridge
    Product Features:
    • Consults the zodiac and analyses the contents of your fridge to give you a scarily accurate horoscope
    • For the energy conscious it comes with in-built cold readings
    • Your future is written in Smeg
    • Simply select your star sign from the e-panel on the fridge door show displays your daily fortune
    • Touch recognition allows for up to 8 different family members to use it
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 59.5cm(W) x 190cm(H) x 68.5cm(D)
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