Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser

Classy Cleanliness

Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser

Classy Cleanliness

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    • Don't get caught short – always carry this sweary sanitiser with you
    • Contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs
    • Not just for impromptu pooing incidents in the great outdoors
    • Perfectly pocket-sized 59ml bottle
    • The perfect gift for clean freaks with a sense humour
  • Do bears sh*t in the woods? Course they do. That stuff is f*cking everywhere.

    Do humans sh*t in the woods? If you gotta go you gotta go, but a hasty wipe with a fistful of dried leaves and a quick rinse in a nearby stream isn't going to cut it when it comes to cleanliness.

    You need to make sure you're carrying a pocket-sized bottle of Sh*t in the Woods Hand Sanitiser on you at all times. Sweary slogans aside, this cheeky hand sanitiser contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs – everything from Coronavirus to actual bear shit.
  • Product Features:
    • Sweary hand sanitiser with a sense of humour
    • Contains 62% Ethyl Alcohol and destroys 99.99% of harmful germs
    • Perfectly portable 59ml bottle
    Dimensions:
    • Packaging measures approximately 8cm(W) x 19.5cm(H) x 3cm(D)

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