The perfect accompaniment to tantalising toast or a slutty bagel
Or bake with it, stir it into cocktails, eat it with your hands like an animal
Made with real passion fruit and cheeky lashings of vodka
For the sexiest breakfast in bed of your life
Invite that well endowed pizza delivery guy in, but throw that extra pepperoni stuffed crust in the bin. You’ve got something much more exciting for him to get his lips around.
Get your mind out of the gutter, it’s our award-winning pornstar martini marmalade! There’s a new spread on the familiar black leather couch pantry scene and it certainly ain’t no Nutella.
Gone are the days of your nana’s favourite wartime preserve. One sexy makeover and many shots of vodka later, this minxy marmalade is unlike anything you (or your grandma) have ever had before.
Pop the lid off and help yourself to a guilty fingerful of tropical decadence. Each sinful spoonful contains real ripe passion fruit puree, balanced out with juicy oranges and tart citrus, and straddled by a vicious twist of vodka.
Spread it, drink it, bake with it, lick it, spoon it, swallow it, sensually smear it over your lover*… hey, there’s a reason it’s called passionfruit!
* Firebox encourages bedroom experimentation but maybe not with this. It’s a bit sticky.
Unless you’re into gluing your limbs together with fruit preserves. No kinkshaming.
Generous 225g jar
A marmalade with vodka and passionfruit, made in Devon by the Proper Marmalade Company
All natural ingredients, no nasties
Contains real passionfruit and vodka
Hangover free indulgence
You heard us, it’s basically impossible to get tipsy on this tantalising stuff
Measures approximately 6.5cm (H) x 6.5cm (W) x 6.5cm (D)
Due to the nature of this product, we are
unable to offer our usual 30-day,
no-quibble returns policy, if you later change your mind, or otherwise decide
to return the product through no fault of Firebox. Click here for more info.
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