Stuffed Blobfish

What a catch

Stuffed Blobfish

What a catch

    • Hold and caress the ugliest animal in the world
    • Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct
    • You'd be glum too if you looked like that
    • Devoid of any muscles, hence the globulous physique
    • A cuddly reminder that things could always be worse
  • In September 2013 the humble Blobfish was named the "World's Ugliest Animal" by the Ugly Animal Preservation Society. Their spokesperson commented that "for too long the cute and fluffy animals have taken the limelight, but now the Blobfish will be a voice for the mingers who always get forgotten."

    Too bloody right. Granted he looks like a melted scoop of strawberry ice-cream with the mouth of a clown, but he's still cute isn't he? There's something tragically human about that face; the misery, the pathos – he's just crying out for a hug. Even the happy one needs a hug. It's all for show, he's putting on a brave face.

    To add to his woes, out in the real world this flabby little creature is sadly facing extinction. So chuck that sentimental teddy bear in the bin, adopt a Stuffed Blobfish today and immortalise this triumph of nature.
  • Please Note:
    • Not all Blobfish are necessarily male, but this one is
    Product Features:
    • Snuggle up with the ugliest animal in the world
    • Lovely soft plush feel
    • Sadly an endangered species that's soon to be extinct
    • Tucks nicely under the arm
    Cleaning instructions:
    • Surface washable: Simply sponge with a mixture of warm water and mild soap. Allow to air dry, then brush to restore fabric to its original fullness.
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 24cm(W) x 12.5cm(H) x 15cm(D)

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