Tiger King Doormat

"That BITCH"

Tiger King Doormat

"That BITCH"

    • Don't be bewitched by all that hippy dippy shit
    • That f*ckin' bitch can wait outside
    • Show your neighbours your support for Joe #FreeJoeExotic
    • Make sure you wipe all that sardine oil off your shoes
    • Totally unofficial Tiger King-inspired merch
  • Didn't grind up your husband, feed him to a tiger and dispose of his body underneath a septic tank? Didn't sue a cult hero for a million dollars? You can come right on in!

    "Hey all you cool cats and kittens" – shadaaap. She can put flowers in her hair and float around that park on a bike all day long, but we're not fooling for the free-loving hippy-dippy crazy cat lady act.

    And don't get us started on that horrendous wedding photo with Howard dressed up as a tiger, squatting on the beach while she holds a leash around his neck – that was the final straw. Until Joe's released, that bitch Carole Baskin can wait outside.
  • Product Features:
    • Made with natural coir (coconut fibre)
    • Features a non-slip PVC backing
    • Totally unnofficial Tiger King inspired merch
    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 60cm(W) x 40cm(H) x 1.5cm(D)

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