Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

Sh*tting pretty

Unicorn Poop Marshmallows

Sh*tting pretty

    • Manure going to enjoy these
    • Fruit-flavoured excrement from purebred unicorns
    • Proudly shat out with a puff of glitter
    • Bouncy, soft, melt in the mouth texture
    • Genuinely the best marshmallows ever
    • Seriously, we can’t stop eating them
  • After months of careful dietary monitoring, our free-range organic unicorns have laid a treat for you: a fat stack of rainbow-coloured vanilla-flavoured marshmallows, covered in a layer of shimmering sugar crystals.

    We must warn you that our Unicorn Poop Marshmallows are not a gift that will last - these puffs of sweet, sweet magic are too delicious to save for later. Have one and you might just have to eat all of them, they’re THAT good. Good thing they come in a giant 280g jar! Buy two if you’re buying for someone else - you won’t want to give them away.

  • Product Features:
    • Multicoloured vanilla flavoured marshmallows
    • Fresh from the unicorn’s ass
    • No unicorns were harmed in the making of this product
    • On the contrary, our unicorns are treated like queens
    • Large 280g jar to sate your sweet cravings


    Dimensions:
    • Measures approximately 8.5cm(W) x 19.5cm(H) x 8.5cm(D)


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