Magical BLACK unicorn tears gin, cried by gothic magical steeds
The unicorns are called things like Raven and Midnight
NOT for preppy pink cocktails
Simply swirl to unleash a wave of iridescent black shimmer
Bursting with tart juniper berries and sweet citrus
Infuse your cocktails with the mystical power of ethereal horned ponies
You might’ve heard: the guys at the unicorn farm messed up. Half of our battery farmed herd of unicorns got fed a diet of fallen stars, causing their tears to be black, shimmery and delicious. (You don’t want to know what happened to the other half)
This magical gin liqueur is bursting with juicy sour citrus, plump spicy juniper berries, fat bouquets of verdant coriander and glistening sticks of liquorice - not forgetting the sparkly fragments of the galaxy that crashed down to Earth to be ingested by these majestic beasts.
It’s true, shooting stars are packed full of glitter. The amount of shimmery stuff doubles when naturally processed by sad unicorns. The sorrow of having to munch their way through crispy space rocks before they can resume their normal diet increases the potency of glitter and deliciousness. That’s just #science.
Swish this around, watch the gorgeous glittery galaxy swirl into action like a holographic milky way, and give thanks to the unicorns who cried so that you might party hard.
Unicorn-themed gin liqueur
Black with iridescent silver shimmer as though from the stars themselves
Proudly distilled in jolly old Blighty (that’s England btw)
Alc. 40% (cheeky!)
50cl of mythical goodness
It’s sparkly! Swirl the bottle to unleash a tidal wave of magical glitter
Suitable for vegans, guilt-free cocktails here you come
Also suitable for coeliacs and those with lactose intolerance!
Just because you care about animals or have a funny gut doesn’t mean you can’t have fun
Measures approximately: 10cm (H) x 10cm (W) x 26cm (D)
This item cannot be sold to anyone under the age of 18.
By purchasing this product you confirm that you are 18 years of age or older. If you purchase this item with a credit/debit card that is available to under 18s, we will contact you to request proof of your age before your order is despatched.
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