
When your feet get tired and your tootsies are cold, slide them into this super-soft plush foot massager. With two vibration settings, the furry foot compartments will warm your feet while the gentle vibration action will relieve tension in your leg and foot muscles. The cover is removable for easy washing and the compartments will fit all foot sizes. There isn’t an easier way to melt the tension away.

Defrost your frozen fingers with these practical (and adorable) Heart Hand Warmers. Also makes a great gift for that one person in your life who’s always cold.

Unfortunately times have a-changed and an original VW Camper Van now costs a small fortune! Not to mention that we're now all a bunch of day-dreaming squares working 9-5 for "the man". Ugh!
This officially-licensed VW Camper Van Storage Tin is a stylish reminder of a better time. A simpler, cooler, sexier time. It's the perfect place to keep all of your biscuits, cakes and psychedelic substances.

- Import duties on a real living breathing spitting llama are through the roof these days, plus you have to wait for it to get through quarantine and all that nonsense
- Being a wild animal, real llamas tend to smell a bit - whereas this one smells nice and clean
- This cuddly cosy heatable lap warmer will NEVER spit on or at you - not even in your general direction
- Putting him in the microwave won’t cause a meaty explosion

Give your feet the gift they deserve this Christmas with these personalised face Christmas socks. Upload a photo of your choice and we’ll do the rest, printing it on your choice of background. So which Christmas character will you be? Or perhaps you want to create the perfect customised gift by choosing a photo of your favorite person. No one will ever complain about receiving socks for Christmas again!

Like the wax seals of noble folks throughout the kingdom, brand the initial of your choice on this personalised monogram bathrobe. Make no mistake who this cosy dressing gown belongs to and command the respect you deserve as you shuffle around the house in your slippers and unkempt hair. The robe comes with two deep pockets to store snacks, phones, remote controls, etc. and a belt to keep your unmentionables under wraps.

Good coffee is about balance. That perfect ratio of rich, complex flavours combining and overlapping with every sip.
But the perfect balance requires the right tools. Inspired by the optimal brewing temperature (96 degrees celsius), Barista 96 is more than just a pour-over kit. It includes everything you need to help simplify the artistry of brewing coffee, whether you're a novice or master, ensuring a perfect cup of coffee every time.

You could tuck into a book with a glass of wine, surround yourself with candles and incense while listening to a podcast, binge-watch your favourite Netflix show while scoffing a bowl of M&Ms, or share an intimate bottle of Prosecco with your partner.
Made from sustainable bamboo, this smart bath caddy extends to fit all tubs and features a whole host of useful features to level up your bath times:
- A clever slot securely holds your wine glass so you can't knock it over
- The mid-section flips open to prop up books or tablets
- A recessed area looks after your soap and sponge - or a candle or two
- A pair of fold out legs transforms this bath shelf into a lap table for when you're not in the bath

Pop him in the microwave to unleash a wave of heat as ambient as a Mexican summer. He’ll keep your hands warm all winter long and make you cosier than being wrapped up in a blanket burrito.
Unlike the real deal, this guy doesn’t bruise, won’t go off when you finally go to eat him, doesn’t contain a big stone, and won’t be better if you mash him together with lime and salt. In fact, definitely don’t mash him. His warm little innards will go everywhere and he won’t even taste nice on your toast.

There’s no doubts about it, this bit of kit is gonna be your new best friend. The iDream Smart Eye Massager is designed to apply calming pressure and soothing heat to help alleviate the strain caused by excessive screen time and not enough sleep. And, unlike an actual (selfish) masseuse, it doesn’t need breaks or food. By encouraging blood circulation and blood vessel dilation, iDream can even help reduce dark circles, puffiness and dry eyes. It’s also got bluetooth so you can have your own tunes delivered straight to your ears to help you relax.

Just like a real sloth, this Heated Cuddly Sloth is cute, cuddly, and warm. Unlike a real sloth, he doesn’t need to eat or poop, and will survive in the microwave.

With a tempting ‘Drink Me’ lovingly printed on each and every ball, these baubles are waiting to be filled with whatever spirit you want. Simply unscrew the secure lid, pour in any drink you like, screw the lid back on… and you’re done!
Absolutely perfect for parties, stockings, and getting Nan wasted on sherry before the Queen’s speech.
PRO TIP: Try to hang ‘em on the higher up branches so that any wayward children don’t drink the magic Christmas liquid. The festive period is stressful enough without tipsy kids. Or a very sad trip to A&E.
BONUS POINTS: Make your tipple of choice Mythical Tears, you’ll have the sparkliest tree in town ✨

Cosy up with this super soft and cuddly organ, and bask in its soothing lavender scent. It comes complete with fallopian tubes, ovaries, and a very cheeky smile!
Just pop this wondrous womb in the microwave and heat it up to take the edge off those painful cramps. And if the heat isn't giving you the fix you need, you can even freeze it for some sweet cooling relief!
We're not ovary-acting when we say it's the perfect present! Whether for your partner, your best mate, a new mum, a midwife, or just someone suffering from PMS who needs a hug. Everyone needs a cuddly uterus in their life.

The Vino Pour electric wine aerator and decanter is an awesome bit of kit that helps to oxidise your wine and reduce its astringency. It also comes with a reusable, leakproof bottle stop to keep your wine fresher for longer making it the ultimate gift for your favourite wine lover.
The USB rechargeable dispenser is ultra silent, comes in a compact and portable design, and its one touch function means less time faffing and more time drinking. Cheers to that!

For lovers of the delicious Ramen, have we got a treat for you (for those who aren’t fans, the hell is wrong wichu?). Our Noodle Up Portable Lunch Bowl was created just for Firebox, so you won’t find it anywhere else, and it’s here to take your love of noodles on the road!
It comes with two sections: one for the uncooked noodles, and the other for your favourite fresh ingredients.You can then transport your lunch with the luxury it deserves, prepare it, and it munch it wherever you are, without the need for hobs, microwaves, additional bowls or plates.
Simply fill it with what you need at home, seasoned and garnished with ingredients, then it’s packed up, ready to be brewed at your desk, in the jacuzzi, or anywhere else that has access to hot water.
As if this magical creation isn’t handy enough, there is also a smartphone stand integrated into the lid, so no more awkward conversations about weather with your colleagues, just pop in your ear pods and enjoy some peaceful ramen time with your favourite show.

Snuggle up with Pierre and rest your head on his lovely soft shaft - or keep him on your desk to make your colleagues INSTANTLY contact HR to voice their concerns. Treat yourself to this adorable addition to your plush collection - because you’re girth it.
Please note: this is not an accurate to scale version of a human penis. Thank god.

Filled with 20 stirring scratch n' sniff scent pads, this chunky cardboard book explores the rich history and evolution of this wondrous drug. Covering all topics from the science behind the munchies (it's very real), the botanical link between beer and weed, and why smoking cannabis makes Pink Floyd sound so damned good.
Entertaining, informative (did you know you could nibble or sniff peppercorns to reduce the paranoia? Incredible.) and beautifully-illustrated — it's the perfect gift for total pot heads or those with just a little cannabis curiosity.

Why drink out of something that doesn’t have your face on it when you could be drinking out of something that does have your face on it? Or, even better, your mate’s face on it! Or your dog’s face? We’re not fussy.
No matter who you’ve got in mind, we’ll slap their face on a mug for you - an extra fancy heat change mug that makes their glorious image appear when you add hot water. Can any of your other mugs make your dad appear out of thin air? Didn’t think so.
Simply upload your picture and our magic tool will show you what the finished product will look like. Then, sit back, have a cuppa in one of your inferior mugs, and wait for your stunning new facey one to arrive.

Stash this cosy little llama in your pockets and you’ll never have cold fingers again. It’s like hiding your fingers in the crimped-looking fur of a real one, high up in the Andes with only a poncho to keep the rest of you warm. Not that that’s anything other than a mad stereotype.
Simply microwave him before you head out and he’ll keep your fingers functional better than a pair of gloves. Give him a squeeze when you feel the frost encroaching and you’ll never be numb-handed again!

That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Here's how to play:
Players take turns to flip over a card and yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over and shouting until someone f*cks up and picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards.
It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head and slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out.
There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.

Get some popcorn crackling away on the hob, dim the lights, and slip your smartphone into the back of the Project Yourself Cardboard Projector. This stylish and portable package features a high-quality glass lens with an impressive 8x magnification to transform your miniature mobile movies into glorious cinematic events.
Don't get us wrong, we love going to the cinema but here are six reasons why this is a pretty solid upgrade:
- A bunch of kids aren't going to talk over the whole thing
- Enjoy sensibly priced popcorn and drinks
- You can eat an obnoxiously smelly hotdog without feeling self-conscious
- Just pause the film if you need to nip to the toilet
- You can even stop it completely if it turns out to be a dreadful choice
- Seriously comfy seats and generous leg-room for all ...we'll leave it up to you whether you want to play half an hour of trailers and car adverts.

Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.

Once you're awake, you now have a choice. Should you use this break in sleep cycles to use the toilet?
Yes you should. But the world is a dark place. Especially your bathroom. So what are your options? You can't turn the light on, that's mental. You'll be instantly and violently awake.
You could leave the lights off and try using instinct and porcelain echo feedback to find the centre of the toilet but it's way too messy. You need a 3rd way.
You need the Toilet Bowl Light.
It's light-sensitive so it will only turn on in the dark, and motion-activated so it will only light up when you walk into the bathroom at night.
It comes equipped with six colour options - single colour or cycling effect - and fits any toilet.
Now you don't need to shuffle nervously through the dark trying to avoid smashing your leg/shin against the toilet or apologise sheepishly to better halves when they inspect the erratic results of your night-time manoeuvres.
Let the Toilet Bowl Light take the toil out of the toilet.

Bloody street lamps and inner-city smog! Unless you live in the middle of nowhere, you rarely get to enjoy the night sky in its full twinkly star-filled glory.
But now you can free yourself from cosmic deprivation and light up your living space with the Twilight Laser Projector!
This sleek little device brings all the awe-inspiring magic of the night sky into you home by projecting epic space visuals onto your ceiling and walls. Just sit back and use the remote control to flick through various mesmerising light modes, constellations and colourful clouds of space dust.
It's even got a built-in Bluetooth speaker so you can play your favourite tunes while marvelling at the projections. Bit of Gustav Holst, anyone?
Happy stargazing!
PS: Now also with Google Home and Alexa.

Calling all pub quiz factfiles, prepare for the ultimate battle of brains and nerves with The Shocking Truth. Players must answer the questions correctly to win the game and avoid getting a cattle prod to the finger. Not for the faint (or pacemaker) hearted, The Shocking Truth will definitely amp up your next games night to the next level.