Chocolate Poo Get ready to make shit happen with our latest novelty: the Chocolate Poo. Whether you want to tell your best friend that they’re the shit, or you want to tell your boss how crappy they make you feel, or maybe you want to tell that shitty neighbour to stop leaving their dog’s crap behind your door in a nice way, the Chocolate Poo makes a wonderful gag gift.

This delectable dump is made from vegan “milk” chocolate, so you’ll be safe sending it to anyone you want. It’s basically your doodie to tell them how you feel.