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"It's Showtime A-holes!"
Sip happens
Make your bouquet look bootylicious
“Get in line, Steve.”
Oi Oi geezer
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
Get down with your plant self
Let there be light!
Turn of the century trivia.
With great pub tricks comes great responsibility
Slurp up the laughter.
I got a story to tell, I hope you listenin’.
Your plants deserve life
Someone just puked - BINGO!
The path to Nirvana in your pocket
Roll out the barrel.
Make memes and be merry
Every card is a trump card
A double dose of knock your socks off
Add some filth to your feet.
You’ll Overlook all other doormats
“I find your lack of light disturbing.”
Trash Vis Eyem Pray Gnat
My cup of tee
Your ticket to a world of marshmallowy golden delights!
Drop it like it’s hot!
An appetite for your comfort!
This hotel is yours to keep