Penis Hot Water Bottle

The meat that heats
Based on 2 reviews

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Penis Hot Water Bottle
Key Features:
  • The naughtiest way to keep warm
  • Stay warm even in the most frigid of temperatures
  • Perfect for spooning or tucking down your pants
  • An ironic way to soothe period cramps
  • No boyfriend? No problem
More Info: Penis Hot Water Bottle
Chilly at night? Not got a hunk to keep your bed warm? We feel ya. Shiver no more, frigid friend. This hot water bottle will keep you willy toasty even in the coldest of temperatures.

He’s no use when he’s all floppy, so fill him up with hot water before getting tucked up. Pro-tip: Tuck him down your pants to experience the thrill of having your very own obscenely large, hot dick.

He’s not just for show, it turns out the humble penis is the perfect shape for a hot water bottle, distributing that lovely warmth sideways through the balls and lengthwise through the shaft. Mmm, cosy.

Just try to ignore his weird little face and be thankful that real penises don’t have them. Mind you, if you were with a man who had a schlong that big, its little grin would be the least of your problems...
Product Details:
Product features:
  • Stay willy warm with this penis hot water bottle
  • Bit of fun really
  • Works the same as a normal hot water bottle
  • With 125% more comedic value
  • Measures approximately 60cm (H) x 39.6cm (W) x 3.8cm (D)
Customer Reviews
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It’s much bigger than I thought it would be (that’s what she said), and the face is really clear. Bought as a gift and the recipient loved it and I’ve been told it works a treat!
The inside of the hot water bottle made by plastic, that's only the reason I gave 4 stars overall the idea of the penis hot bottle water my boyfriend absolutely absolutely loving it as a Christmas present.
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