You’d be surprised how much work goes into looking disheveled, that’s why a beard comb is a must for every hairy-faced hero. Take your gift to another level when you add a message of your choice to this personalised beard comb. Beautifully engraved on quality cherry wood, they will think of you every time they brush the leftover lunch out of their whiskers.
After all, you can't simply chomp on a whole sausage or stuff your face with fistfuls of cheese like some feral beast! You need to slice it up - and this sturdy cutting device is the perfect tool for the job.
Made from rubber tree wood, this unconventional kitchen essential features a reassuringly-chunky handle and a stainless steel blade to make slicing a breeze, while a nifty safety lock prevents any slips or mishaps.
Oh and you needn't stop at meats and cheeses either, the guillotine works great for veggies too so make sure you get the carrot, celery and cucumber involved as well!
Mr Razor the Razor Holder uses a clever suction cup to stick securely to your bathroom tiles or mirror, giving you the perfect place to stow your shaving device.
Raising your razor off the sink or window sill (don't pretend yours isn't sitting there right now) keeps your blades clean from dirt and safely out of reach from a curious kid's hands.
Mr Razor also serves as a daily motivation to keep your facial hair in check, maybe one day you'll grow a moustache as powerful as his!
You've frantically bashed those buttons a billion times and now it's time to pay tribute to the undisputed king of consoles with the PlayStation 5 Icons Light. This sleek USB-powered lamp has three different light modes to liven up your living space – standard, blue phasing, and one that reacts to the music you're playing!
You could display it prominently to show off off you're lucky enough to own a PS5 – or leave it glowing like a beacon of hope until you finally get your hands on one.
Let's look at the options...
- Spend 10 minutes scraping around the sink and still not getting all of the hairs?
- Trim your beard over the bathroom floor and (maybe) hoover it up later?
- Shave on the edge of the toilet with a bin between your legs?
- Pop down to the local park with a pocket mirror?
Slip on The Beard Buddy and put an end to this madness. This giant bib straps comfortably around your neck while the two suction cups attach to the mirror, creating a large safety net to catch your fallen trimmings.
If you're interrupted mid-shave; simply untie the neck straps, hook them onto the levers on the back of the suction cups and your bristles will remain safely in the bib until you return. Once you're finished just gather the bib together and empty it carefully into the bin.
Whether you're a regular beard shaver yourself or you know someone with particularly untidy grooming habits; for the sake of bathroom surfaces everywhere, buy The Beard Buddy. As the creators of this life-changing product say – with great facial hair comes great responsibility.
The Vino Pour electric wine aerator and decanter is an awesome bit of kit that helps to oxidise your wine and reduce its astringency. It also comes with a reusable, leakproof bottle stop to keep your wine fresher for longer making it the ultimate gift for your favourite wine lover.
The USB rechargeable dispenser is ultra silent, comes in a compact and portable design, and its one touch function means less time faffing and more time drinking. Cheers to that!
Whatever the reason, now you can bring a little box office chic into your living space with our new Personalised Cinema Poster
You could celebrate an epic holiday adventure, give someone's birthday the blockbuster treatment, or actually use it to promote your own independent movie! Each printed poster is a wall-dominating A2 size.
The personalisation process is super simple, yet incredibly versatile so you can really customise the poster and make it your own. You can even add the classic film award wreaths for extra authenticity!
The mind-boggling Levitos ring lamp has no buttons, switches or dials. Instead, it is controlled by a gravity-defying metal ball which uses cutting-edge technology to suspend in mid-air. Press the hovering ball to turn it on and set its colour mode to match your mood: a soft white glow or a fun, multicoloured cycle. It also comes with two ball styles, sleek metal or an atmospheric moon design.
Just look at that cute, if slightly vacant face. So much pathos in those eyes.
Sure, there's handle on the back but why not grab onto his enormous ears and drink from it like a beaker! Oh and if hot drinks aren't your thing, this lil' guy also makes an excellent planter.
Not ready to get a tattoo on your face? How about getting one of your face instead? Much better. Just upload any face and we will turn it into a set of tattoos for you and your mates’ to enjoy. Turning up to an event with the host’s face tattooed on your arm will make a great start to any party.
Guaranteed to elicit a chorus of 'oohs' and 'aahs' from gobsmacked guests; this attention-grabbing lamp uses the power of electromagnet induction technology to defy gravity and float majestically in mid-air. Featuring a super detailed and colourful 3D surface, it even rotates like a real planet!
With a gentle tap of the touch-sensitive base, the brightness and colour temperature can be easily adjusted to suit your environment, from a soft warm glow to a bright white light.
Looking for a new statement centrepiece? Elevate your home decor with Levitos.
Thanks to our new Personalised Door Mat you don't have to settle for some other brand's idea of a "hilarious" welcome message – now you can come up with your very own!
With our super simple (and fun) customiser you can add your own two lines of text to a hard-wearing velour doormat with a non-slip base. There are heaps of font styles to choose from and you can tinker around with the size and placement. It's really easy to get creative and there's a nice clear preview of your doormat at every step of the way.
We all need somewhere to wipe our feet, and with these new Personalised Door Mats you can welcome wandering guests, turn away intruders and help keep your carpets clean.
If you like your coffee strong (f*cking strong no less), then what else do you really need to know? Packed and roasted at our London roastery, this powerful brew is a complex and dark-roasted blend of Brazilian and Honduran Arabica Coffee. Full-bodied and f*cking flavoursome, with powerful notes of dark treacle, cocoa and liquorice, complimented by a dense syrupy body.
Stop poisoning your body with unfulfilling freeze-dried rubbish and don't settle for whimpering brands that are afraid to give you what you really want, nay NEED. Make yourself a hot cup of F*cking Strong Coffee and kick-start your day with a potent dose of delicious caffeine-laden euphoria.
Pressures of modern life giving you a headache? Struggling to get a good night's sleep? Sounds like you need a hug. More specifically - a HedHug.
Based on the science of Deep Touch Pressure Therapy, our HedHug Weighted Eye Mask applies a gentle, comforting pressure across your eyes and face to help you relax and drift off into a deep and restful sleep. You can think of it like a big ol' comfort blanket, for your face.
"But don't all eye masks make you really sweaty?" Nope! HedHug is made from super smooth, breathable cotton that naturally absorbs heat away from your body to keep your face cool and dry. It’s as durable as it is soft on your skin!
This malleable mask is filled with an even distribution of premium weighted micro-beads and is designed to sit flat against your face. Combined with the adjustable velcro head strap, this prevents any light from entering around the edges so you can enjoy a total blackout - whatever the time of day.
Eyelids starting to feel heavy yet? You betcha. Just slip on the reassuring weight of the HedHug and take a load off your mind.
Now you can recreate that youthful exuberance and unhinged joy from the comfort of... your toilet!
The waterproof and slip-proof Toilet Piano Mat rolls out flat to reveal a set of large, foot-friendly piano keys for you to stomp upon. Perfect for having a casual tinkle, honing your musical abilities, passing the time, or just drowning out a chorus of earth-shattering flatulence.
The creators have even thrown in a song book and handy 'Do Not Disturb' sign - you know, for when you're composing your next movement.
Anyone who’s accidentally stepped in a deceptively deep puddle knows that soggy socks are the absolute worst - even more so when you’re out in the wilderness and you don’t have an extra pair.
Now you can make cold, wet feet a thing of the past with these incredible waterproof socks. Designed using high-performance materials and triple-layer technology to create a waterproof and breathable sock, IMPERVIUS will keep your feet dry, warm and protected from the elements, no matter the weather!
Perfect for joggers, dog-walkers, lovers (and haters) of the great outdoors, these socks are an absolute gamechanger!
The bodhug Weighted Body Wrap uses the relaxing properties of gentle weight to loosen up tight shoulder, neck and back areas. The deep pressure from the weighted collar relaxes and stabilises the muscles which means less trips to the masseuse. Unlike an actual masseuse, the body wrap doesn’t care if you’ve shaved, make you wear those weird paper pants, or ask you awkward questions in a whispery voice - and best of all, you can wear it anywhere!
Painful feet from a long day of being up and about all day? No need to break down and rye, wheat love to introduce you to our cosiest invention yet.
It’s Bread Shoes! (Whole-y grain, we bread your mind, just what you were after!)
Slip those knackered extremities into these soft baguettes. Or are they loaves? Either way, we can’t get enough of these buttery-soft slippers. Expertly cushioned, the podiatric bakers behind these certainly knew what they were doing.
Let’s face it, you knead these. It’s the yeast you could do for those hard-working feet of yours. P.S. We were on a roll with the puns but we’ll stop now. Crust us.
Complete with three different mini-LPs, this turntable is truly teeny, tiny, and bags of fun. Just slot one of the ‘records’ onto the pin and give it a spin to hear 70s funk, classic rock, or a bit of good ol’ fashioned jazz.
But the fun doesn’t stop there - you can even customise it using the included stickers or swot up on your music history with the included 32 page book of fun facts about the best records of all time.
It’s even better than a real record player! Certainly cheaper, anyway.
Why drink out of something that doesn’t have your face on it when you could be drinking out of something that does have your face on it? Or, even better, your mate’s face on it! Or your dog’s face? We’re not fussy.
No matter who you’ve got in mind, we’ll slap their face on a mug for you - an extra fancy heat change mug that makes their glorious image appear when you add hot water. Can any of your other mugs make your dad appear out of thin air? Didn’t think so.
Simply upload your picture and our magic tool will show you what the finished product will look like. Then, sit back, have a cuppa in one of your inferior mugs, and wait for your stunning new facey one to arrive.
Made from 4x heat-treated steel, it's a worthy instrument ready to be wielded by the ultimate Shinobi warrior. The well-chosen tools included are hex wrenches, a can opener/fruit peeler, bottle opener, ruler, letter opener, box opener, phone stand and a screw driver.
A sleek and agile master of stealth. You'll hardly know it's there lurking silently in the shadows of your wallet, waiting to emerge when you need it most.
That's a short excerpt from a typical round of F**K The Game – the party card game that combines colours and swear words with good old-fashioned psychological mind-f*ckery.
Here's how to play:
Players take turns to flip over a card and yell out what they see. Depending on the nature of the card, you might have to say the background colour, the text colour or a swear word. You keep turning cards over and shouting until someone f*cks up and picks up the pile. The winner is the first player to get rid of all their cards.
It sounds relatively straightforward, but the cards employ a psychological phenomenon known as the 'Stroop effect'. In short, it massively messes with your head and slows down your brain's responses. No matter how quick-witted you think you are, this game will catch you out.
There are three extended instructions cards so once you’ve mastered the basics you can take the game to the next level by introducing a whole host of new rules – you can even create your own.
Filled with 20 stirring scratch n' sniff scent pads, this chunky cardboard book explores the rich history and evolution of this wondrous drug. Covering all topics from the science behind the munchies (it's very real), the botanical link between beer and weed, and why smoking cannabis makes Pink Floyd sound so damned good.
Entertaining, informative (did you know you could nibble or sniff peppercorns to reduce the paranoia? Incredible.) and beautifully-illustrated — it's the perfect gift for total pot heads or those with just a little cannabis curiosity.