Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Let’s get slothed.
£24.99£34.99
Lifesize Sloth Pillow
4.85514Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Personalised Photo Strip Poster with Text
A little wall glow-up.
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
£10.99£12.99
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
552Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
£12.99£19.99
Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£9.99£14.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Grip Strip
Get to grips
from
£2.99£6.99
Grip Strip
552Grip Strip
Personalised Bootleg Sweatshirt
Tack is the new black.
£34.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Mini Massage Cushion
You knead this in your life
£24.99£39.99
Endless Cool Cat Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card
Glitter, groans, and glorious chaos.
£6.99£9.99
Giant Pierre The Penis
The bigger the better
£19.99£24.99
Mini Christmas Record Player
Good things come in small packages.
£7.99£11.99
Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
£9.99
Name That Bum Hole
551Name That Bum Hole
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
See if you can figure it out
£9.99£15.99
Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
551Lego Minifigure 1000 Piece Puzzle
Willy Night Light
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.
£19.99£29.99
Stressticles
Scrotes amaze
£5.99
Stressticles
553Stressticles
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
£9.99£14.99
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
£4.99£6.99
Beat That!
Well, can you?
£15.99£24.99
Beat That!
551Beat That!
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
from
£4.99£7.99
Shower Steamers
4.552Shower Steamers
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
£14.99£19.99
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
551Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Cowboy Boot Mug
Rootin’ tootin’ sip of the Wild West.
£6.99£9.99
Cowboy Boot Mug
4.552Cowboy Boot Mug
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
£7.99£11.99
Heated Huggable Avocado
Avocuddle
£19.99£24.99
Heated Huggable Avocado
551Heated Huggable Avocado
Personalised Superhero Socks
For heroic feet.
£19.99
Personalised Superhero Socks
552Personalised Superhero Socks
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
£3.99£4.99
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
£6.99£9.99
Mini Plant Life Support
551Mini Plant Life Support
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
£7.99£11.99
Personalised Face Socks
Toe for it!
£19.99
Personalised Face Socks
4.8556Personalised Face Socks
Plush Foot Massager
A furry friend that won’t do zoomies at 3am.
£19.99
Plush Foot Massager
552Plush Foot Massager
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Moo-ve over, boring slippers!
£16.99£19.99
Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
551Highland Cow Fluffy Slippers
Personalised 2 Photo Wedding Socks
Step fabulously into your special day.
£19.99
Personalised 2 Photo Wedding Socks
551Personalised 2 Photo Wedding Socks
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
£12.99£19.99
Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
£6.99£8.99
Excel Shortcut Mug
553Excel Shortcut Mug
Name That Porno
Shaving Ryan’s Privates
£7.99£9.99
Unicorn Poo Bath Bombs
Fizzing fantasy floaters
£4.99£7.99
Endless Dog Bark Birthday Card with Glitter – Prank Card