Birthday Gifts for Girlfriends and Wives
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Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
Girth control
Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Let’s get slothed.
Lifesize Sloth Pillow 4.85 5 14 Lifesize Sloth Pillow
Plush Foot Massager
A furry friend that won’t do zoomies at 3am.
Plush Foot Massager 5 5 2 Plush Foot Massager
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
Disco Ball Hanging Planter 5 5 2 Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Levitos Plant Pot
Raise your houseplant game
Levitos Plant Pot 5 5 1 Levitos Plant Pot
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
Question Hound Mini Figure
This is fine.
Question Hound Mini Figure 5 5 1 Question Hound Mini Figure
Giant Pierre The Penis
The bigger the better
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
Neon Cat Light
Time for a glow up!
Neon Cat Light 5 5 1 Neon Cat Light
Shine Bright Decanter Set
Diamond Shaped Decanter Set
Disco Ice Bucket
A bucketful of boogie.
You Can't Say Umm Game
Umm… No.
Head Massager
Zen mode: on.
Head Massager 5 5 1 Head Massager
Death Row Recipes
Ideas for your last meal.
Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
What's the wurst that could happen?
Sausage & Cheese Guillotine 5 5 2 Sausage & Cheese Guillotine
Top of the Pops Game
Sing your heart out.
Giraffe Slippers
Embrace your wild side.
Heated Cuddly Sloth
The only sloth you should be putting in a microwave.
Heated Cuddly Sloth 5 5 2 Heated Cuddly Sloth
World's Smallest Turntable
The turns they are a tablin’
Invisi-Puzzle
The solution is crystal clear
Chocolate Boobs
Cocoa nips
Name That Bum Hole
Top Rumps
Name That Bum Hole 5 5 1 Name That Bum Hole
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
Stressticles
The ultimate stress ball with a cheeky twist. Stressticles are the novelty gift that keeps on squeezing. Whether you're looking for a hilarious desk companion or a Secret Santa surprise that'll have the whole office in stitches, these anatomically amusing stress relievers deliver laughs and tension relief in equal measure.
Stressticles 5 5 3 Stressticles
Caramel Waffle Candle
For a dash of sweetness.
Toilet Piano Mat
Tinkle the Ivories
Toilet Piano Mat 5 5 1 Toilet Piano Mat
Cockapoo Mug
Paws and reflect.
Willy Night Light
Where there’s a willy, there’s a way.
Truth Or Drink - Extra Dirty
What could possibly go wrong?
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
This dachshund really is a hot dog!
Dachshund Hot Water Bottle 5 5 1 Dachshund Hot Water Bottle
Heatable Happy Hot Potato
The only spud you’ll ever want to hug.
Long Cow Hot Water Bottle
Udderly cute and super soft.
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Bottoms up!
Upside Down Wine Glass - Single 5 5 2 Upside Down Wine Glass - Single
Endless Meowy Christmas Card
The ultimate festive prank
Endless Meowy Christmas Card 5 5 4 Endless Meowy Christmas Card
Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp
Sodium Relaxing
Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp 5 5 3 Colour Changing Himalayan Salt Lamp
Mushroom Moisture Metre
Fluid Funghi
Light Up Shower Speaker
Music Steaming
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Get down with your plant self
Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition 5 5 2 Disco Ball Hanging Planter - Rainbow Edition
Smelly Bum Incense Holder
Stick it where the sun don't shine!
Mini Plant Life Support
Say aloe to your little friend.
Mini Plant Life Support 5 5 1 Mini Plant Life Support
Excel Shortcut Mug
Excel yourself
Excel Shortcut Mug 5 5 3 Excel Shortcut Mug
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Totally tubular
Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy 5 5 4 Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
Incense House
Home sweet-scented home
Penis Pasta
Little Italian Stallions
Dashboard Jesus
Heavenly guidance while you drive.
Mushroom LED Lamp
This lamp will make you a fun-guy (or girl)
Shower Steamers
It makes scents
Shower Steamers 4.5 5 2 Shower Steamers
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
How To Fucking Swear Around The World 5 5 2 How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Boombox Lunch Box
Keep it old school
Colourful Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Camp Cultivation
ChocClits
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
ChocClits 5 5 1 ChocClits
Guess Poo? Game
A craptivating addition to game night.
Freshly Baked Oven Gloves
The best thing since sliced bread
Stretched Sausage Dog Rug
A real wiener.
Cat - Astrophe
Mad as a box of cats
Cat - Astrophe 4 5 2 Cat - Astrophe
Phone Escape Room Game
Puts phone in cage. Locks cage. Sweats.
Phone Escape Room Game 4 5 1 Phone Escape Room Game
Cowboy Boot Vase
This boot was not made for walking.
Cowboy Boot Vase 5 5 3 Cowboy Boot Vase
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser 4 5 2 Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
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