Say hello to my little friend.
Turns out I’m 100% that witch.
Wrap your head around it.
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A dressing gown with a difference
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The only time it’s okay to fart in someone’s face.
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Your face, but make it fashion.
Based on 1 reviews 5/5 (1)
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Invoke a desktop demogorgon
From the Firebox Mocksford Dictionary
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Key storage that’s off on the hook
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A decor hack for the cack-handed.
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The key to not losing your keys
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For when you can’t choose just one.
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It seems to me you lived your life like a candle and a wand
Get them a gift they wooden want to miss.
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“Life is a roller poster” - Ronan Kleating
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…and we don’t remember the question
Kicks the a*se out of an envelope.
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A hot date for your hot drink
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Perfect for the ‘offish’.
Turn your holiday into a LOLiday.
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Clean those filthy feathers
Your car deserves the best, and your face is the best.
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Give them a right eyeful.
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Their face on an object reflecting their face. It’s like face inception.
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Holds its drink better than you on a first date.
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Shut up and take my money!
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So good, we put your face on it.
Based on 1 reviews 4/5 (1)
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Forgive those of us who have sinned before our first coffee of the day.
Look like carrots, smell like strawberries.
Chocolates may not be ample reward for everything she does for you, but it’s a start.
Creating a relaxing atmosphere has never been more relaxing.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Tell her why you love her with mathematical precision
A literal cluster of f*cks.
Unlike a human masseuse, this one doesn’t need food, water or a salary.
Need some help watering your plants? Urine luck!
