Give them a right eyeful.
Personalizable
The world is your noodle bar.
Their face on an object reflecting their face. It’s like face inception.
Personalizable
Holds its drink better than you on a first date.
Personalizable
Shut up and take my money!
Personalizable
So good, we put your face on it.
Personalizable
Could your skin be any softer?
Need a perfect gift? Water you waiting for?
Forgive those of us who have sinned before our first coffee of the day.
“Wait a minute, are those tiny boobs?”
Look like carrots, smell like strawberries.
Chocolates may not be ample reward for everything she does for you, but it’s a start.
Congrats. You found the sweet spot.
Creating a relaxing atmosphere has never been more relaxing.
You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
Tell her why you love her with mathematical precision
A literal cluster of f*cks.
Unlike a human masseuse, this one doesn’t need food, water or a salary.
Need some help watering your plants? Urine luck!
Out of this world lighting
Guaranteed to hit the mark
Make the jump to hyper-taste!
Aren't you a little pale for a Stormtrooper?
The one with really tough questions!
Raise your houseplant game
Aren't you a little drunk for a Stormtrooper?
