Welcome to the cheekiest collection of Penis Mugs at Firebox! Why sip your morning brew from a boring old cup when you can have an entire gallery of, well... you know. From subtle patterns that make people look twice to bold designs that leave nothing to the imagination.
£6.99£8.99
Penis Mug
555Penis Mug
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
The rub of the green
£15.99
The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
4.554The Scratch & Sniff Book of Weed
Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow
Girth control
£29.99£39.99
Self-Watering Herb House
Because looking after plants sucks!
£9.99£14.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Double swear
£4.99£6.99
How To Fucking Swear Around The World
552How To Fucking Swear Around The World
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
“Get in line, Steve.”
£7.99£11.99
Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
452Take A Number - Mini ticket dispenser
After Dinner Willies
Eat a dick!
£7.99
Cat Hot Water Bottle
For when you’re feline chilly.
£16.99£19.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Perfect for scratching that itch.
£9.99
Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
451Kama Sutra Scratch Cards
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
The Royal Robes
£34.99
Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
552Personalised Disney Style Bathrobe
Axolotl Slippers
Salamander satisfaction.
£14.99£21.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Fill with earth (wind and fire optional).
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£14.99£19.99
Disco Ball Hanging Planter
552Disco Ball Hanging Planter
Boogie Bath Duck Light
Have a quacking good time.
£6.99£9.99
Personalised Fleece Blanket Collage
A fluffy collage of your favourite photos.
£34.99
Personalised Fleece Blanket Collage
4.552Personalised Fleece Blanket Collage
Mini Greenhouse Grow Kit
No garden required.
£14.99£19.99
Pulse Neck Massager
Ooh yeah, right there.
£14.99£19.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
Get ahead of yourself
£16.99
Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6
4.552Personalised Face Temporary Tattoos - Pack of 6