The Best Worst Pick-Up lines for the amour connoisseur.
As a lifelong supporter of the pun, at Firebox we’re die-hard fans of the humble pick-up line. They get a lot of bad press, but if you think about it, it’s impossible to fail if you use one on your love interest. If it’s genuinely clever, they will think you’re a genius; if it’s genuinely funny, they will think you’re hilarious; and if it’s genuinely awful they will be so flattered that you were willing to completely obliterate your reputation with such a cringe attempt that they will fall into your arms. Whatever happens, you guys are riding off into the sunset together.
Go in strong with the best pick-up lines, handpicked by us.
Before you go straight in with “is your dad a thief”, just take a moment to consider how many times they’ve heard that one. It’s better to go in strong, catch them off guard with your quirky originality. Speaking of originality, why not back up your pick-up line with an equally unique gift? It is almost Valentine’s Day after all. Check out our super sweet and sometimes weird Valentine’s Day Gift Collection right here.
11 of the Best (Worst) Pick-Up Lines for Valentine’s Victory!
Unexpected (but awesome) Valentine’s Day Gifts that will keep the flame alive.
Now that you’ve unleashed your best work pick-up line on your love interest and no doubt captured their heart, it’s time to shower them with gifts. But, forget flowers and chocolates, it’s not Victorian times, jeez. Instead, check out our ridiculously desirable Valentine’s Day Gifts collection where you’ll find literally everything from After Dinner Nipple Mints to Stormtrooper Beer, personalised cushions, and relaxing bath noodles. No matter what their kink, we’ve got it covered!