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04.11.25

17 Sensational Christmas Jokes for the Pun Connoisseur

We Take Christmas Cracker Jokes Seriously Christmas jokes are a sacred British tradition — even if most of them deserve to be left in last year’s crackers. It’s Christmas, and the global Christmas cracker joke summit is in full swing. Greta’s outside protesting about paper waste; inside, the world’s greatest minds are debating which awful puns make the final cut. And yet, somehow… the first leak isn’t promising. “Why did the turkey cross the road?Because he wasn’t a chicken.” Sigh.…

03.11.25

11 Funny Christmas Quotes For The Holiday Cynic

Spread some festive sarcasm with these uninspiring Christmas quotes When it comes to deep, emotional Christmas quotes, we feel like the internet has got that covered. What we want is the harsh, unfiltered truth. Yes, the holiday season is all…

29.10.25

Christmas Gifts for Couples Who Have Everything

If you’re struggling to find Christmas gifts for couples who have everything, you have two choices: Read this article or surround yourself with people who are more flawed. Since the second option may seem a tad cynical to some, we’ve…

28.10.25

15 Funny Christmas Memes and Gifs (But Actually Funny)

Google results will have you believe that everyone’s site has the funniest Christmas memes and gifs, but click the links and all you’ll find is a minion in a Santa hat or an overused comic-sans quip about how you tried…

28.11.23

2024 Christmas Gift Guide For Her: Everything She Wants

Her Majesty of the Holidays awaits her gift. A bead of sweat rolls down your temple as you kneel before her, head bowed, offering up a hand-cream gift pack that you grabbed from your local chemist at the last minute.“Fool!”…

28.11.23

2024 Christmas Gift Guide For Him: Stuff He’ll Love

Behold Firebox’s 2024 Christmas Gift Guide For Him; the only source of inspiration you’ll ever need for this year’s festive season. If you’re looking for a sackful of the good stuff then you’ve come to the right place. As the…

28.11.23

The 2024 Secret Santa Gift Guide: Enigmatic and Awesome

It’s that time of the year when we don our detective hats, perfect our poker faces, and embark on the covert mission of finding a cut-price gift that isn’t sh*t for someone we barely know (or sometimes even like). Luckily…

20.12.22

5 Funny Wrapping Paper Rolls to Make Your Mates ROFL

Welcome to a Wrapper’s Delight Discovered Firebox after you’d bought your crap gift? These funny wrapping paper rolls will distract them from your poor effort. When buying a gift for a friend or loved one, the best presents are always…

01.10.22

100 Funny Christmas Traditions We All Do

Christmas traditions are one big cliché — and that’s exactly why we love them. Sure, there are the official ones: Christmas trees, stockings, mulled wine, and pretending to enjoy sprouts. But there’s also a long list of unofficial funny Christmas…

13.12.21

The 15 Best Christmas Songs for Your Festive Family Party

Our fave Christmas songs guaranteed to keep everyone happy When the shops start playing Christmas songs, you know the festive season has officially begun. Every winter, Michael Bublé emerges from his cave with a post-hibernation stretch and Noddy Holder gently…