With Father’s Day on the horizon (June 19th!) we thought we’d come up with some alternative messages to adorn your Father’s Day cards. If ‘traditional’ Fatherâs Day messages are to be believed, your dad is the âKing of the Grillâ; a beer-drinking, sport-watching purveyor of casual flatulence. While there might be a nugget of truth in there (especially that last one), we reckon your dad deserves something better than the classic worn out stereotypes.
If you’re going to wish him a Happy Father’s Day, at least do it with a sense of humour! After all, you and your dad know each other inside out, so you can definitely get away with something a little cheekier. Nothing says ‘Happy Father’s Day’ like a sweary reality check from your favourite child. He knows you love him really and he’ll be thrilled to see you’ve inherited his legendary sense of humour.
With that in mind, weâve come up with some ‘alternative’ Father’s Day quotes to really make him smile this year. If youâve left it a little late and youâre looking for an emergency last minute card, you can always print them out and use them to make your own Father’s Day Card. So crafty!
Our favourite funny Father’s Day messages and quotes:

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Unusual Father’s Day Present Ideas
Right, thatâs the card sorted – but what about an unusual Fatherâs Day gift? Weâve got you covered. Whether he’s a classy whisky connoisseur, loves chipping away at a jigsaw puzzle, or scoffing heaps of chocolate – we’re sure you’ll find the perfect present for your dad.