With Father’s Day on the horizon, we thought we’d come up with some alternative dad quotes to adorn your Father’s Day cards. If ‘traditional’ Father’s Day quotes are to be believed, your dad is the ‘King of the Grill’; a beer-drinking, sport-watching purveyor of casual flatulence. While there might be a nugget of truth in there (especially that last one), we reckon your dad deserves something better than the classic worn-out stereotypes.
If you’re going to wish him a Happy Father’s Day, at least do it with a sense of humour! After all, you and your dad know each other inside out, so you can definitely get away with some cheeky dad quotes. Nothing says ‘Happy Father’s Day’ like a sweary reality check from your favourite child. He knows you love him really and he’ll be thrilled to see you’ve inherited his legendary sense of humour.
With that in mind, we’ve come up with some ‘alternative’ Father’s Day quotes to really make him smile this year. If you’ve left it a little late and you’re looking for an emergency last-minute card, you can always print them out and use them to make your own Father’s Day Card. So crafty!
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Now, how about a Father’s Day gift?
Right, so your card is now officially sorted. But did you really think you could get away with just a card and some funny Father’s Day quotes? After all that he’s done for you? Father’s Day quotes won’t pay the bills.
If you want your gift to match the hilarious dad quote you added to the card, we’ve got you covered. We’ve got plenty of unusual Father’s Day gifts that will be great for any kind of dad. Whether he’s a classy whisky connoisseur, loves chipping away at a jigsaw puzzle, or scoffing heaps of chocolate, we’re sure you’ll find the perfect present for your dad.
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